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To be fair, I was a kid and had the runs.
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Yet, but it was about 4 decades ago...
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like this
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Actually, will you excuse me for a minute?! ;-)
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As a kid, yes.
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when i was 3 or 4....YES. I remember too.
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Not for a long time. But I quite often poop in other peoples pants. Does that count???? LMAO
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no, nor in private
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Yes and I know you have to:D
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no but I've peed from laughing too hard
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No lol
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I'm sure as an infant I did, several times.
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GROSS BUT TRUE: Sick with the flu, & not wanting to miss out, I went with a group of co-workers to El Torito on a Friday night-the placed was packed!. I was soooo hungry, as I had not eaten any real food in several days. It became to much for my stomach, the next thing you know I'm running to the restroom, pucker-butt!...there's a line out the door!...I panic, thinking I could hold it, as I stood shoulder to shoulder with others in line. I'm sweating profusely, I plastered myself up against the bathroom wall, trying to look casual. Then all of a sudden it happened. I shit myself right then & there, I mean BAAAD!....Diarrhea so bad, it poured out and over my boots!...I stood frozen, just looking ahead, as the two on either side of me, very calmly side stepped away!
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Yeah, when I had stomach flu and it would just come out- in a sneaky sort of way- you think you gotta fart but you end up $#%%ing yourself instead! Luckily it happened at home. That reminds me, here's some rhymes on the subject, Enjoy! :)And you must clap your hands at the end of each rhyme for the full effect.... "I was driving in my Chevy when I felt something heavy, DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA! I was swimming in the ocean when I felt some commotion, DIARRHEA!, DIARRHEA! I was climbing up a ladder when I felt something splatter, DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!
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Thanks for reminding me. I'll be right back! ;-)
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Once In Church!!!!!
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After potty training, only a few times, and then only due to illness, or bad eats. The most recent was a few years ago, my guts had been rumbling with bad gas most of the day, and when I got home, I felt a fart ready to go, relaxed, and sharted instead. It was a rather severe case of mudbutt. Sorry for the bad visuals, but the question kind of draws that.
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So far, so good...
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Yeah. Can't always make it with that quick walk, which suddenly becomes a penguin waddale. Then shit happens. The thing is, you feel it and say ok, time to go, start normally to the bathroom, then speed up a bit, then you start to waddle. You're holding as hard as you can at this point. The closer you get to the toilet, the more the pressure. The mind takes over once you're over the toilet. But shit, you've got to get the belt undone or those button flys undone......too late:(
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Nope.
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I'm sure I did many many times as a baby and toddler. Never since then, though.
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Everyone has. Unless they were born potty trained.
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I can't say that I really remember much from the ages of 0-5 but I'd say that the chances were very likely back then.
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Never, but if you have diarrhea and start to laugh you might
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when i was a toddler yes since then ummmm well no
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Hell no
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Once, when I was an elementary school age kid, I was at our swimming pool which is a little more than a 100 yards and downhill from the house. Well, I suddenly realized that I needed to go to the bathroom (#2) and headed to the house. I got all the way to the front porch and that was as far as I got. That was the last time, but I'm sure I will again someday when I am old and incontinent.
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yes - on holiday in Turkey. Fortunately I was wearing sturdy denim shorts so made it back to the hotel without it escaping down my leg
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yeah ... but i was detoxing so ... i balme my bezzie, this is my usual position on things!
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Yes - this year. Had to relieve some gas, but thats not what came out! I was lucky to be home when it happened!
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