How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?

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Ice man

There will likely be a turd where the cheese cake was.

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- Mr PantsFellDown
  
  Oh!!! an elephant turd...Man! That's gonna take up most of a whole shelf! *gets cleaning bucket, rubber gloves, tongs* ...I shoulda' just got a hamster.
- Roaring
  
  100lbs a day according to a circus article I read long ago. (enough of my talking shit) : )
Keble Bolly-Jocksford

There's a note in the fridge saying "George was here".

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Lilo Avli

There are footprints in your cheese spread.

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B.H. Wilson

There will likely be a large hole in the wall where he came in?

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