What would you do if you were invited to dinner with Queen Elizabeth II?
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keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 40
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Be amazed and shocked - and I would make sure I was on time
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I would jump up and down. I'll to everybody about that. I'll be shocked. I'll dance and i'll be crazy..
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Buy myself some corgi-proof shoes!
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I'd get my hair and nails done and learn how to curtsey.
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Respectfully decline the invitation
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Give the invitation to someone else, that way she would be totaly confused.
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well, I suspect I would faint, or come as close to it as I ever have... and I would be thrilled... I'd fly to London, order a suit from some posh tailor... and be very nervous. It would be an experience of a lifetime!
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Put on my running shoes and drink some Lucozade.
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Attend.
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Turn down the invitation as they have nothing in common with me and im not that bothered with them.
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Laugh and respectfully decline, with the explanation that, although I felt honored by the invitation, dinner with her would cut into my Answerbagging time too radically for me to accept.
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It would be an honor to accept :-) I'd even buy a new shirt.
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Turn up in day-glo and cause a ruckus.
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I'd bring the dessert. Maybe some beer, she does BBQ, doesn't she
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I would be convinced it was a mistake, but if after checking the invitation was genuine I would accept and be delighted to have the chance to meet the Queen. Maybe I would get the chance to ask her(respectfully) to disinherit Charles.
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decline the invite.
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Put the invitation on ebay.
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Say to myself "It's about bloody time I got an invite!"
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I'd start looking for a consultant on what to wear, what to say, how to behave, and a zillion other questions.
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Id probably refuse the invite saying i was busy hehe
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I would prepare so much for the dinner, and I would be very excited.
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I'd make sure I showered and shaved before I went.
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I would say "no thank you".
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I'd worry about where I'm going to get the money to fly to England.
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Decline. She is no one special.
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Quickly develop a taste for tea. I dont like or drink tea at all but I have heard that in England it is considered poor manners to refuse an offer. If all else fails perhaps I could convince her that coffee is just as good by offering an espresso. :D
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I WOULD MAKE SURE CAMILLA AND CHARLES WERE GOING AND THEN ASK CAMILLA QUESTIONS THAT ARE KINDA MEAN
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I would be totally honoured, be really nervous and be on my best behaviour...probably read up on an etiquite book beforehand
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Learn how to curtsy ASAP! And learn about forks.
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I'd definitely go and get as drunk as possible and have the time of my life. Wonder what kind of toilet paper Windsor Castle has?
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I'd reply saying that it was her turn to come to ours! ha ha
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I would say "Your majesty, do you mind if I surprise you with a little jest?" I'm sure she would say something like "No, do tell" then I'd FART reaaalll loud, and then laugh like crazy. Then I would ask her if she ever farted so loud.
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I'd assume it was a joke. There ain't no what that's ever going to happen.
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Go.
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put my suit on like last time
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Bring the Ice Cream.
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decline , publicly
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I would decline it just to see what she would say or react to be turned down by an ordinary man.
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Sit next to Philip with a hidden tape recorder, and start up a conversation about "those bloody foreigners".
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I have. I accepted.
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