What shouldn't you do at Windsor Castle?
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keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 24
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Hug the queen :)
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Ask the Prince of Wales "How's it hanging?"
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Apparently, Queen-touching is very bad.
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Eat the rice, appearently it makes you all "slanty eyed."
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Couple Arrested For Sex On Lawn At Windsor Castle LONDON -- Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses. "One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates -- and lots of windows opened up," witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper. "The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom." Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said. Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and given a written warning about outraging public decency. The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment about what had happened.
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Whip it out and take a pee! :o)
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1) squaredance with the Queen 2) steal the towels 3) fly an airplane 4) skeet shoot 5) play basketball
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I'd guess that the worst thing you could do would be to assert that you're the long-lost rightful heir to the throne of the United Kingdom. If you could actually prove it, that would probably be even worse.
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Have a shag on the lawn. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090502/ap_on_fe_st/eu_britain_castle_sex;_ylt=Ag2bkeN7nFBDYCIfeOCoQqlar7sF
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Take a nap in the Queens bed
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Bug the guards and try to make them talk.
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Stripping to your skivvies and run screaming "Off with her head!" would not be a good idea.
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Bend over, grab your butt cheeks and pull an Ace Ventura move.
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Yell "FIRE!"
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I think you are referring to this news item. "Couple caught having sex on Queen's lawn Couple strip off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops near Windsor Castle and only stop when police arrive" . http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/30/sex-windsor-castle-lawn-queen . I really can't make out what prompted the couple to do this!
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Sign in as Oliver Cromwell junior.
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Try to touch the Queen's Guards' gun... (yah... either one! LOL!)
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Slip one of the Royal Art Collection's very valuable drawings into your pocket.
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Refuse to move back when the Royal Guards tell you to.
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Publicly reveal your secret plan to violently take over the World.
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Poop in all water fountains.
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Leave a tungsten-halogen work light next to a curtain...
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10/21/2023, hug the King.
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