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Good luck you will need it..:)
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i know a good divorce attorney when you are ready +
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I hope you guys dont kave kids because you are butt ugly
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So, how fast do things go down under the sheets? And if it's any good, can I get some, too?
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Marriage life is fun only in the first 3 years.
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She is GREAT in the sack by the way.
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Oh she was the dancer at my bachelor party...oops.
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I would say that if you do not eat it then you will regret and if you have eat it then you will regret it.
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I am glad you are tired of getting laid:)
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I give it a year.
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I will gladly attend your divorce party. Count me in.
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Have you heard the current stats on divorce rates?
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Sorry I missed the wedding but I'll be at the next one.
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Looks like you picked a crappy mate!
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"you're making a huge mistake"
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Hold her tight, I had her last night. +5
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Hi. I'm your new husband's WIFE. +5
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hmm... I guess you finally gave up huh?
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oh look his sister has the hots for you....
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Your wife just invited me to a "Key" party and really wanted me to come.
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I HAVE ORGASMS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA
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I'm not really a celebrate ... ;))
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I'm not really Elvis ... ;))
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Wow, that is really brave of you...you know to marry him/her considering...ummm...never mind...good luck to you!
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I hope your next wedding is better that THAT one.
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Hey be sure to wear protection. The doctor said it will be a while before the antibiotics works. Or, I totally understand why you didn't want to go with crabs for the reception dinner. Too many unpleasant memories. :(
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Better luck next time.
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Hey did you see that new Megan Fox poster?
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When I had sex with (insert new spouses name) he/she really wasn't very good. I hope you have better luck with it than I did.
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Why????
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