ANSWERS: 97
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Don't worry if anyone abducts you...when they get to the next lightpost, they'll drop you soon enough....(we never got tickets re our looks !)
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Put clean knickers on every day!
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Pass the vodka.
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Wash behind your ears ...
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think about what your doing before you react or think about others feelings before you open your mouth. Make sure your brains are loaded before you shoot your mouth off. Referring to saying something really stupid before it comes out of your mouth so you don't sound like an idiot.
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You gonna lose all your fancy foos balls games! And you gonna fail your big exam! Because school is? The devil.
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You better get an education now because you may not always have your looks to get by on.
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well if ur gonna fight dont swing first and i dont want to know
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stop bringin dese hoochies round ma house and when u find love, dont let go
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get. Stupid is as stupid does.
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if momma aint happy nobodys happy
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Make sure your underwear is clean in case you get in an accident!
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stop swaying your hips, your not Elvis and get your butt out there and mow the yard.
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Nothing nice..LMAO/ her favorite line was DreAnna..your pretty..pretty ugly..LMAO hateful b#tch :)
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Always speak softly but use strong words
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Sit up straight and cross your hands in your lap
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Always speak softly but use strong words
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'a little rain never hurt anybody'.
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Character is what you do when no one is looking.
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ED, I've told you time and time again to lock the bedroom door before we do the humpty dumpty.
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We all know what LL Cool Js Mom used to say........................
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Did you feed the dog? lol
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You want me to give you something to cry about?
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Be good
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To zip up and put my hood on.
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You too can be President one day if you learn how to cheat steal and lie your way out of any situation well guess what I am not President so I guess that means I didn't learn how to do any of those things well enough lol
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1. Don't fall in love too easily... (most recent.frequent advice) 2. Stop picking on your brother! (She had to constantly remind me) 3. No (But I thought I earned the ice cream cone) 4. Maybe (Please, can we go swimming now???)
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Dance with the one that brought you.
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Momma told me not to come. Not that I would. I don't really fancy her.
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You better shop around.
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Don't wear red with pink. They clash. And I never have.
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God helps those who help themselves.
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"For someone who's so smart, you certainly are a dumb***."
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"If you don't stop that, I'm going to take my shoe off and wear your a** out!!!"
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Do as I say but, not as I do.
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Take your time.
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Say Thanks before you start eating.
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* you have to fight and you have to win *
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KIMBERLY RENEA get in here and clean this damn room!!!
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Stand strong and dont back down.
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Don't bring a sandwich to a picnic.
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Stop moving around and lie still, this is more serious than it looks (when I use to fell of my bike)
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"I never wanted you anyway"
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Mama always say that I'd be somebody You know So you know, I figured that I might as well be great You know -P Diddy
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Anyone can grow up to be the President. Bill Clinton sure proved her right!
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Don't forget to wash your hands. Don't chew with your mouth open. Don't talk with your mouth full. You're not wearing that to school!
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My momma always said (and did) she'll put up with my crap cause my kids will give it back to me three fold......blow me down if the cheeky bugger wasn't right!
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"If you misss school today you'll never get into a good college." "You're going to miss me when I'm gone." She was right about that one.
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My son, don't forget to put on more clothes as days are getting colder!!!
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There'll be days like this, There'll be days like this Momma said. ... Momma said Momma said
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Don't grow up too fast. Have fun being young. Don't sweat the small stuff; and its all small stuff. and finally there's something bigger that God has planned. We might not be able to see it, but its just like a tapestry. We just see all the messy crossing lines of the underside, but from his point of view, it's a perfect picture from above.
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always something that is good for your own sake. she always remind me,give motivation and always there for me even now i'm a hundred miles away from her. my true hero
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Keep a nightie beside the bed in case the hotel catches fire... honeymoon advice she and my grandmother started giving me when I was about 14. And they haven't stopped. I figure, somewhere along the line, a female relative of mine was forced out of a burning building totally nekked.
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"I'M NOT YELLING!!!"
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Shut The Fu** Up !!!
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always make sure you have on clean underwear.
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Mama always said never do your deep-fat frying in the nude.
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She always said I was beautiful and that she loves how generous I am We had alot of kids and she always told me nice things because my father hated me, don't know why, and don't care. i treat him very well as long as he treats my children right. He has been tossed a couple times :)
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STOP THE WORLD!!! I WANNA GET OFF!!
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I dont want you to make the same mistakes that I did.
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what ever happens i will always ''love my little nutty nat''
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eat your vegetables. they'll make your sticker peck out. OR F*ck em if they cant take a joke
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the old famous"you made ur bed now lie in it"must have been friggin blind i never made my bed haha rip mom
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my mom always said one day ur gonna wish u hadnt been born stupid bit**
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"stop that!"
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"Angelique, if you don't stop messing around, you face is going to meet my fist." I still love my bitchy mom, though lol.
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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates.
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"Your stupid, no nothing child. I wish you were never born." "Your stupid, you know nothing. You think your opinion counts. *laughs* You shut the fuck up. YOU KNOW NOTHING!!! I AM THE MOTHER SO SHUT UP!!!!!!" "*laughs* I want to throw you out the window (at the 4th floor)." "Your not keeping these toys *she jumps on the toys laughing histerically*" "I want you to die." "Shut up!!" Now u know. oh and i love this one. "I love you, your my baby."
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Don't talk to strangers
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Jesus does not like that. I'd say "How do you know, do you have his phone number?"
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that I better shop around
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Put clean underwear on...you never know when you will end up in an ambulance.
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"Don't slide down the banister because you may injure your goo-goo and that's all some men have going for them" ~ Stuart Larkin, MadTV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv8QVn7qI0c
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You are destine for greatness very soon
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There would be days like this.
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Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what your goina get ;D
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may god bless you!
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Just for you Frankie... ☺
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Make sure your girlfriend knows how to clean and cook..LOL
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Umm..really tried not to stick around long enough to find out..LMAO :)
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shit like this would happen~ I had a real pleasant mom :)
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Make sure you're wearing clean underwear when you leave home. You never know when you might get hit by a bus!
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"Stand up Straight"!
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'Take your time young man, dont you rush to get old'...
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Said with a twang in the voice"Momma said,'Son if ya scared,say ya scared'
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"Actions speak better than Words"
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Bite them if they won't take no for an answer. Had to once too. The guy never messed with me again I tell ya.
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Get to cleanin' your damn room, boy!
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...finish your AB questions.
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Respect other people, be open and friendly, turn the other cheek when someone mocks you. Stuff like that
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get a receipt.
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"I married your father because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."
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Someday i hope you have children just like you!
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Momma always said ''You repeat crap you hear in the movies I'll beat the tar out of you.'' yo...
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"What did you learn in school today, and did you learn it well enough to be able to teach it tomorrow?"
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it was your other mother who tried to poison you, remember?
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My ma-ma-ma momma says..girls are the devil!
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