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I use the word, "bloody" a lot. I was told it is offensive to use that word...not sure if that's true or not.
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"bloody hell", i dont know how to say it but "bullox"?
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I'm sure they love the F word, too! Isn't that the universal language!
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Its all bloody rubbish, and bullocks.
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Bugger. Shite (rhymes with right). Bollocks. Arsehole.
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bollocks... i love that word
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Well. Bloody hell. Bollocks... I'm partial to just, 'fucking hell'. Oh, and it's not a swear word, but 'Eedjit', is idiot. 'Glaikit eedjit', is even better.
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Wanker, tosser, knobend, doddie, for more watch Gordon Ramsay, he knows them all.
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blimey ducky poop
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Toss pot, div, memtard, fucktard, bell end, knobhead, fag end, buggering, bloody! Don't know how many of these are specifically British but what the hell!!
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I don't know about "British" curse words, but I certainly know a few Scottish ones, for example - "Shut it, ya bawbag" (meaning - be quiet, you receptacle for testicles) "Ach, away an' bile yer heid" (meaning - depart from this place and boil your head)
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I use bloody, and I say bloomin' heck when I'm trying to tone it down. I don't know what Americans don't use though so I struggle to say what's British. I use dickend quite a bit, but I think that's just me, and cocknose. Basically any word for penis and any other body part combined will give you a good enough word
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Most of the time starts with Bloody Bloody fool you! Bloody Bagga Bloody pig Bloody Bloody idiot Bloody bullshit Bloody dumpfool Bloody Ass Bloody hell Bollocks. All sounds good. The good ones will be Bloody Jolly Good! These are the words from the ex colony states.
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ballocks,shite,bugger,arse,twat
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I'm a big fan of the old classic 'bawjaws'
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I'm gonna go w/ wanker.
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Piss off,Knob Ed and Dick Ed.
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Get stuffed!
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I get into trouble here in the USA a lot, because I'm used to saying things like SHIT - which isn't a bad work in England. I fail to understand what's worse about that than CRAP or POOP! Silly prudes over here in my opinion... It's even so bad they have to omit the SHIT out of BULLSHIT on the radio when playing Pink FLoyds's Money - "don't give me that goody good bull____". Bloody stupid! Other words we used to use a lot that would get oyu into serious trouble - bloody, bugger - even worse bloody bugger, bastard, f_ck or course, twat, arse (not ass - that's another words for a donkey!), c_nt, wanker, prick, dogs bollocks...
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I knew plenty but then I grew up!
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im british and il tell u : american shows have got it wrong. by the way i got reems of these swear words: Arse hole, wanker, cunt, pussy, dick head, faggot, piss, shit, bugger, and a ton of other stuff. really just piece together some random words and they tend to take effect and eventually their swear words.
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my current favorite is cock jockey. but anything you americans say will work...its just the difference in accents that take the offence out of the words. in my experience none of you can say bollocks properly. its " boll-ucks"
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Ouch ya twat! for f**k sake! what a numb head! s**t stix.
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Billy Connoly has quite a few.
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Bloody Hell.
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twat is my favourite swearword, it is less offensive than the c-word, and can be used in many situations: you're a twat i was so twatted (drunk) lets get twat-faced etc etc
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I'm a big fan of 'knackers'. Used the same way as balls. As in, you drop your mobile on a stone floor, you say Knackers
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I used to work in an American Company. One day two senior American Executives arrived. They introduced themselves as Dick and Randy.(Richard and Randolph) The whole room burst out laughing much to the Americans bewilderment. They did not realise tht nobody in the UK or Ireland would use such names. Dick is slang for penis or idiot while randy means that you are full of uncontrolable sexual desire.
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knob jockey, gayfer, bellend
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Damn - Bother - Drat - Dear Dear - Fiddly Dee These are some I use cos I am nice and was taught the old english way not to swear. He he he :-)
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numb nuts. prick. gob shite. wanker. cunt. bell end.
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for f's sake, jesus christ, shit off, gob rot, . i could name loads but i feel ashamed of myself now cause i was raised to the sounds of oh eck, bloomin nora and oh dear. im sure my family would die of shame if they heard me in a boo haha
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hoor (whore) smackrat(if the look like a junkie) skiprat(if they go through bins) botard, slapper/slag/tart (whore/woman of loose affection)bummer (gay)
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well if you could just hear my kids when they are argueing you would find out , they know more than me
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The same as american swear words only they sound better. Apart from ass we cant pull that off.
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In moments of extreme frustration and annoyance I have been heard to utter 'I mean . . . I mean dash it all!'
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Whoops-a-daisy !
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