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Fear not for the future, weep not for the past
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"I can sh*& on you from such a height you'd think god himself shitted on you" lol
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"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism". - Steven Wright.
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'Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him, it's easier." I guess I should add the source. My Dad, but he's not alive to find out if it was his or stolen.
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Eat sh*t and swallow slow lol
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"Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world."
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Stand up and be Known because there are only three types of people in this world... One who makes things happen... One who watch's things happen...and one who wonders what the hell happened.
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"Never judge someone before you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes."
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Do the best you can with the tools that you have,and let circumstance take it's course.
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"If You Must Speed, Be Prepared To Bleed"
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There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who cannot .
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"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." -Mark Twain
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Failure, when your best just isn't good enough
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"Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike." -Homer (900 B.C.- 800 B.C.)
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here are two quotes , S O S =stuck on stupid two S O P stuck on points . I made these up, do they count ??
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"Freedom from fear and injustice and oppression will be ours only in the measure that men who value such freedom are ready to sustain its possession"--Dwight D. Eisenhower
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"Speaking slowly as such, can say just as much" (not the quote) (this is)"Huh-Huh. Ass-Munch." -Butthead. took me a while to get it.
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Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative - Anon
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"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
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"Everyday in every way, I'm getting better and better"...(at least I got my room changed around, and cleaned today)!
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"Inebraited Spring cleaning makes for a great challenge!"
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Human errors can only be avoided if one can avoid the use of humans.
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there are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those that don't
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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." - Baroness Edith Summerskill
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Nothing is better than it should be.
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LOVE IS BLIND,MARRIAGE IS THE INSTITUTION FOR THE BLIND.
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He who stands on tilet is high on pot.
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I have two for you: "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid." General of the Army Dwight D. Eisenhower "Life is too much fun to be taken entirely seriously. So, I don't." Glenn Blaylock
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Not all men are annoying, some of them are dead.
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"Marriage is an institution. You also have to be committed. If that doesn't sound like a Nut House, I don't know what does?!" ~ Gene Simmons, KISS
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked
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the Navajo saying,the man who takes proper care of his family will never become rich.
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Wherever you go; there you are.
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Practice safe eating. Use condiments.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
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"If love comes from the soul nurture it with gentle actions and kind words, lest it pass on to its next life" "Always know more than you need but never as much as you want"
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Love Feels Like Heaven But Hurts Like Hell -Unknown
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"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Do or do not; there is no try. - Yoda, Stars Wars
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"Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage." - Disraeli
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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. - Leo Tolstoy
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"Don't look back: Something might be gaining on you".
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"Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person." -- Ethel Mumford
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Please don't be offended but i was honestly told the other night by a friend of mine...he was drunk...but he said that it would honestly be "Skeet skeet skeet"...and yes i know what that means...haha...but he wished sesame street could have a phrase or quote of the day...and that would be the one.
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"Imagination rules the world"...Bonaparte.
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Be careful what you wish for.
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your boss is always the boss but he isn't always correct.
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'Are you Joking!'
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only TRUE FRIENDS will leave FOOTPRINTS in your HEART.......................M.C.S.
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If no one died than you weren't trying hard enough!
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You’ve got to be a bit mad to stay sane in this world.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.Ask my shinigami if you don't believe me.He has never visited a doctor.
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"The futures uncertain and the end is always near." Jim Morrison
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It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err. --Mahatma Gandhi
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A hard man is good to find.--Mae Wset
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"It isn't such a crisis." —Henry Kissinger, who still has plenty of money
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"I am not a crook." —Richard Nixon "I am not stupid." —Dan Quayle
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"My father was an African prince." -Barry Soetoro "My father was a goat herder." -Barack Obama
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"That [the Fourteenth Amendment's] main purpose was to establish the citizenship of the negro can admit of no doubt. The phrase, subject to its jurisdiction' was intended to exclude from its operation children of ministers, consuls, and citizens or subjects of foreign States born within the United States." -United States Supreme Court in "IN RE SLAUGHTER-HOUSE CASES", 83 U.S. 36 (1872)
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Get from in front of the TV before I bust you in mouth -Me talking to my little brother :)
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Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is only time we have. -art buchwald
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out of all the girls i have tutored over the years, ive never gotten one pregnant.
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"George,you left a Whoopie cushion on the chair and a black snake in the desk the Oval Office?" Dick Cheney
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"There is no sexual relationship." -Bill Clinton "There is no disagreement that we need ... our government ... to jumpstart the economy." -Barack Obama
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"It's stupid to talk about things before you know about things." -Jonathan Safran Foer
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An invention without a consumer is just an idea. -My Mind :D
Glenn Blaylock 
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