ANSWERS: 38
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"Hope the STD screenings come back clean!"
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I'll give you one year.
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Better luck next time.
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Congratulations! You get to sleep with one person for the rest of your life!
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Your wedding cake gave me the s***s.
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Do you want me to wash the G-string you left in my car last night or just give it right back? =0
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"If you ever need a divorce lawyer, here's my card."
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When I was married to her......
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bob does this mean that i can't hit it anymore....thats a shame because i taught her that one move called the "Znicer"
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lol wait this is a marriage? what about last night?
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Hope this doesnt turn out like last time!
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The worst one I got when announcing our engagement was: "Oh!.......are you pregnant?"
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I see your gamblers,a 50-50 chance of success.
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sucks for you
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**** ALL I CAN SAY, IS GOOD LUCK FOR YOU ****
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Marriage is the worst contract a man can ever enter into.
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We have a pool going, longest bet so far is 2 years. So, you guys want in?
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enjoy it while it lasts
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i'll bet less than a year you guys would get a divorce.
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hey did your wife/husband knows that you married someone else? (in front of the newlyweds)
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best man to the groom: "Now can I have the phone number of that girl you have been seeing?"
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"Hey, you'll want this in about 5 weeks. Keep it close!" *hands a business card to groom* Card says: *Insert name here* Divorce/Criminal defense lawyer. Have you murdered your spouse? Come to *Insert name here* for all your divorce/homicide defense needs!!
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Saying to the groom where the bride can hear- Nice!, now you have a good reason to be hanging around with her daughter!
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At my sister's wedding, a guest said to my brother-in-law, "I'll cut off my finger if you'll last a month with her". Apparently, that guest had a grudge with my sister as they were former best buds in highschool. My sister cried and I walked that guest immediately out of the door.
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Excuse me...what were you guys thinking?
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If you cannot say anything good due to jealousy ... don't say anything worst. You may not be forgotten till the end of this world. RK
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So guy gonna try the straight life again?
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It only goes downhill from here.
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um...i got a 90 day warranty on that toaster i got you guys...so please make this quick...I"m trying to get my money back!
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After the honeymoon ,it's all down hill from there.
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So where are you going to stash this husband's body? I hope this one isn't as messy as the last two were! :P
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Guess you're gonna have to stop charging now, huh?
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Does she know about ... oh, hi, congratulations!
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now you got to experience that great sex from Kathy like i did a year ago!
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im alredy married before.....
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"How many is this for you now?".....or "what number are you on!?"
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You don't know her/him like I do.....sorry about your luck!
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I have found your DNA results ... Its confirmed ... you are indeed brother and sister ... GULP!
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