ANSWERS: 26
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School books and lunch.
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Someone's dirty socks and underwear instead of a parachute !! LOL
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A parachut that has the lines CUT off ...
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Confetti. lol
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a rock would suck
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stephen hawking, and he is screaming
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a bomb
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bricks
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Bumper sticker that says "Have a safe trip"
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<<<<<<<<Stones
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A blanket instead of a parachute.
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Anvil
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AIRSHARK! (as opposed to the more common Land Shark)
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Rush Limbaugh
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a python:)
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Your mother in law!
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a monkey
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A note from the guy who borrowed your chute and his promise to have it back to you next Monday.
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A rat?
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A thousand fresh $100 bills.
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A roll of barbed wire.
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every bad memory in your short lived life.
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Anything other than a parachute!!!!!!!!
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heh, a bomb.
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a parachute with a hole in it :)
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Uranium fuel rods.
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