ANSWERS: 33
-
Hit women.
-
give birth to a baby
-
become alocholics!!!!!
-
Real men don't like Hilary Clinton.
-
Real men use their minds instead of their weapons.
-
Disrespect you!!!! Hit you!!!!! Cheat on you!!!!
-
Pick on, bully, or mistreat those less fortunate!
-
Behave violently in any way, shape, or form against women or children.
-
Abuse (physically or otherwise) any other human being.
-
Vaporise themselves using only a grape and a metre of string. *Edit* I thought the question said "can't" do, thus my answer... I can't really be bothered to think of a witty replacement for my failed answer, so I'll just leave it as is : P
-
Real men don't worry about what people think "real men" should do, and do what's right, compassionate and safe. Real men also consider the consequenses of their actions.
-
Neglect their responsibilities
-
Mistreat and disrespect women.
-
will learn to listen to his lady when she needs him as in not putting himself first all the time and remembering there are two people in the relationship
-
Cheat on their wives/significant others.
-
Real men do not hit their girlfriends or wives. Real men also take on responisbility and stop acting like they are a five-year-old.
-
menstruate
-
Hit women.
-
"REAL MEN" don't: Read, cry, apologize, curtsy, knit, sew, cook, yodel, or think. Glad I'm not one.
-
Real men do not masturbate.
-
Pee sitting down
-
Real men don't take shit from anyone. We beat our women, slap our children, and punch our mothers. We're not afraid to spit in the face of God and bow down and worship Satan. Real men listen to Pantera. Real men do not listen Abba. Real men do not blow off steam. Real men get blown. Real men drink gallons of liquor. Real men do not drink gallons of Zema. Real men enjoy snorting a mixture of heroin, meth, pcp, and cocaine at least 8 times a day. Real men eat nails for breakfast and shit bricks at night. Real men will fuck only the finest ladies. Lastly, real men love Howie Mandel.
-
Bitch, complain, wear girls cloths, and make the girl do everything.
-
Hit a woman and Shave Their Chest's
-
Real men don't want children.
-
Have a beauty regime.
-
Use that term (real men)?! ;-)
-
Apply spray fake suntan.
-
Walk through walls! XD
-
Eat quiche?
-
Real men?!?!?! What about real woman huh?
-
Get jealous of babies : )
-
A real man isn't afraid to change a diaper or cuddle their child, a real man isn't afraid to show a softer side. Also, what so many others said, they don't hit, disrespect, or cheat.
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC