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King Beef
ANSWERS: 35
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I cant see you when you are standing sideways.
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You look a mirror and notice that you're skinny?
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You can hula-hoop in a cherrio. I can see your intestines.
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You can squeeze into a car that's already packed? Hmm I don't know, I'm not "skinny".
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You know you are skinny when you turn sideways, stick out your tongue, and you look like a zipper.
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your ripcage is sticking out farther than your boobs and you're a woman.
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Someone's soft breath is like a strong wind to you, and can knock you over. When you get a paper cut, that's like chopping off a whole finger. When you go to a designer THEY tell you you're too skinny- because the size 0 is too big. If you could play your ribcage like a xylophone.
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..when you get sick and tired of people asking you if you have an eating disorder...as if this is the only possible reason that you are slim.
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Everyone tries to feed you... I know.
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You lay in the sun for four hours to catch some rays, but they miss. You have to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Size zero is still too big
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When you turn sideways and people can't see you.
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You have to run around in the shower to get wet.
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you look like a lollipop
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You fall down a drain and your ears keep you from going the whole way.
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When you get drunk, your friends take you home but can't find your keys, so they just slide you under the door!!
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You stand next to a realy fat person or when you turn sideways and the person looking at you says I cant see you.
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You can use a bracelet as a belt. When someone leans over to kiss you on the cheek and they fall past you!
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When you blow around in the wind like, kate moss.
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your backbone is your front bone! And when swallowing a pill the label can be read going down.
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You have to stand twice just to make a shadow
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when you walk up to the door of the supermarket and the automatic door doesn't open for you.
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You know you're skinny when you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
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When you have to jump around in the shower to get wet.
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When you are sitting in a lawn chair and slip through your own rear end and nearly hang yourself! :P
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you need water skis to take a shower to prevent you from going down the drain!
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you use cheerios as a floating device
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you fall down a drainhole ha!
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your neighbor tries to use you as a toothpic
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You can stand sideways and stick out your tongue and you look like a zipper.
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Dogs pee up your leg cos you've stood around too long and they think you are a lamp-post.
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Spandex clothing fits loose on you..LOL
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a) a tree tries to rape you b) when you get a tattoo and it bleeds through to the other side
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when you don't even need to button up or unbutton your jeans to get them on or off.
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use a q-tip as a tampon!
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