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Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know any good math jokes? I'll start.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Blood makes me grow but cold water makes me shrink what am I?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Are you a wooden spoon, lead paint, no car seat, no bike helmet, pickup bed ridin', garden hose drinkin' survivor?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Wanna see my son's sense of humor?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Haha! Someone named their kid Pepsi! Do you think they'll ever find a Coke with their name on it?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Is a punch bowl where you store the names of the people you want to punch?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you ever wonder why it took them 409 tries to get the formula right?

Posted by lazerus1500 some time ago

Finish this, a horse walks into a bar _______________?

Posted by MrBLT needs to be contained some time ago

What was the last thing you banged?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If you lost your leg in a plane crash and was stranded and it was the only thing left to eat would you?

Posted by Hulk70156 some time ago

What is the longest amount of time you'd ever held a fart?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Under what circumstances should you NOT say "Well, he/she went out doing what they loved!"

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

A toy company is making an action figure of YOU! What two accessories are a must have?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

Why does one have to rob Peter to pay Paul ?

Posted by Creamcrackered some time ago

Instead of a flying carpet, the tiny little genie flew his...

Posted by Ohmega some time ago

When does "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" NOT mean the same thing?

Posted by Ohmega some time ago

What does my dark sense of humor style and food have in common???

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If you had to fend off a burglar with the thing closest to your left hand what would that be?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Which do you like better - Cats or Dogs? WHY !

Posted by mushroom some time ago

Why does the new Answerbag logo look more like the Pillsbury doughboy than a bag?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What do you think about this joke , Jack n Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf , Jack got high unzipped his fly, Jill cried where's the beef ?

Posted by Celifrog some time ago

What's something you shouldn't have as a pet?

Posted by Captain Pants some time ago

Astronomers detected x-rays from Uranus. What do you have to say for yourself?

Posted by SW6 some time ago

Did you hear the one about the Elephant with diareah? It's all over town... :)

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Is it true men only wear their hair 3 ways?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Did you hear about the Rudolph lights catching fire? The dilemma for the company is this:

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you play April Fools jokes/pranks on people? Do you think they're funny?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have I offended you?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Have you seen the hilarious video of the dog riding a unicycle doing a backflip?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

I started keying death as a category and right next to it was dealing with exes! Y'all shouldn't tempt us like that!

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Who do you think should be on Santa's naughty list?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

There was 7 pears on a pear tree 7 men came by each took a pear how many would be left ?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Hey, did you hear that English spelling rule "I before E except after C" has been disproved by 'science'.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If 2020 was a type of cheap liquor what kind would it be?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If I were crazy don't you think my psychiatrist would have figured that out by now?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you think Millard Fillmore should be impeached for adding California as a state?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How many deer could a deer fly fly if a deer fly could fly deer?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Isn't it a bit ironic that the 'Neanderthals' are living freely and 'the civilized' are hiding in caves?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you like learning about other cultures? This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Doberman Pinschers bite, lobsters pinch, monkeys lob things, but don't unlock anything. Why can't animals be named more appropiately?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Does Santa bring dentures? Or is the Tooth Fairy in charge of that?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper Pick?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you see this? LOL.

Posted by Anoname some time ago

If someone says,"Stop it, you'll make me pee," would you stop?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Lois Lane or Mary Jane Watson?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What about the song "Bats in the cradle" where did the bats come from China ?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

When was the last time you laughed till you cried?

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