ANSWERS: 46
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I would call the cops, that is assault.
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I would be dazed, confused, and wonder why they did it and attempt to ask them. I would also expect to have a witness so I could call the cops on them.
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depends if it's a man or a women. If it's a man I would probably smack him back (or if he's alot bigger than me, punch) if it's a women I would call the cops.
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I would say oh dear god thankyou. What was I thinking wearing the same thing as Britney?
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nail 'em to the side walk.
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I probally wouldn't do anything. Shock is pretty powerful.
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Draw my sword and challenge them to a duel.
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Id knock his dick in the dirt!
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I would spray him with my mace. Always have that on handy
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i would cry out for somebody to catch the person, because i doubt they would just stand there, and then i would ask witnesses to stick around while i called the police.
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I don't really know. I'd like to say I'd hit them back but I would probbably be in such shock that I wouldn't be able to act quickly enough.
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Slap them back lol
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I'd wonder who the heck I ticked off this time!
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Call Ghostbusters
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If I didnt block them from doing so in the first place I would have to let them get away with the first one..if they went for the second one I will make sure they are on the ground and in need of assistance. :
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I wouldn't be asking why. I would be slapping the stranger right back.
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Slap them back and hit again, and again, then run
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If it's a woman, I probably have it coming;) If a man, he'd be wearing orthopaedic shirts for the rest of his life.
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See the floor? So would they. Up close and personal to boot.
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Lets see here...to answer this we have to break it into categories... If its a woman that hit me, its time to run. Women don't fight fair and you're probably going to lose a nut in the fray. If its a man that's much bigger than you, than you should run. He's going to pound you into dust...there's no reason to stick around to watch it. If its a man that's much smaller than you, than he's either unbalanced or psychotic in which case it's time to run. This falls right in with my motto of "No Pain...Good."
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Remember it forever.
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I would say, "it that all you got"? Then slap them around liked they owed me money. HEhehe
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kick the living s**t out of them. But more specifically: 1. Sweep the leg and when they land on the ground 2. Kick them in the side/ribs 3. Do an arm bar and break it!
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he what was that for get a good description of the person and report themeven if they told me not to tell anone or they would kill me i would still do it even if they where to kill me i would of got it to the police that way every body else would be safe...
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Depends, if it was a women, I'd ask her for more and then if she'd like to go somewhere private, if it was a man, I'd slap back and wait for another. I played that game with my brothers. The slapping contest.
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I would *snap into a trance of a whole nother being and begin to 'woof off in they a$$ests'!!!
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I'd have to ask why they did that, the curiosity would be too much.
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slap him back
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I'm armed. That's all I'm sayin.
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Before or After his funeral..
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I would catch the wrist, twist, and press a pain inducing pressure point, and would not return the wrist or ease the intense pain, untill after they knelt, bowed deeply, and appologized with a full explanation of why they wanted to slap me. ... if they struggled, resisted, or tried to escape, it would just get worse for them ...
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Hurt.....my second response would depend on a lot of things.....
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Whip out my sturgeon and return the favour.
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I would ignore the person.
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Go to jail for a very long time. (Not good, I know. It's something I need to work on.)
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He or she would only do it once!
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If it was a beautiful woman, I'd probably laugh nervously with confusion. If it was an "unattractive woman", I would ask her what her "f"ing problem is. If it was a man, we'd have to lock a**. Was I specific enough?
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I would slap them back,wouldnt matter,man woman,ugly,cute.Just clothes line them!!I would be a natural reaction.
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Ball crunch time. Hey wait. Only women slap and guys punch. I would slap her back. Kinda kinky.
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Return the favor, ask questions later.
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Turn the other cheek. But I only have two cheeks, so if they did it a third time, the fight would be on.
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I would slap the hell out of the stranger as nobody has the right to slap me at any time for any reason
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Unfortunately I would likely react with violence. I wish I could feel good about turning the other cheek and walking away but it feels so wrong!
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Nothing, except look surprised and wonder why.
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A fist to the throat? ;-)
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Being very aware of the physical damage that I can inflict, I would most likely say thank you and walk away. A simple slap is nothing to get upset about, at least for me. Protecting a family member or a friend is a whole new ballgame again.
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