ANSWERS: 3
  • I'd jump off too and humiliate them all the way down to the bottom, where they would break to give me a soft landing.
    • Anoname
      Air brakes help.
  • I'm Wonder Woman! I'd get my golden laso and rescue him milliseconds before impact! Cuz, you know, that's what we sheros do in a crisis situation.
    • Linda Joy
      I'll try to thumbs up later it's not letting me
    • Anoname
      Haven't heard the expression Sheros before. I kind'a like it.
    • Linda Joy
      I may have just made it up, but then again I could have seen it somewhere.
    • Anoname
      Quick - patent it ! Everyone will have to pay you a royalty for using the word.
    • Linda Joy
      That and a handful of inventions. You can have it. Run with it!
    • Anoname
      You sound like my parents saying, "Run with the rusty scissors around the swimming pool for awhile."
    • Linda Joy
      Lol. Usually if mom talked to us we were in trouble! Bless her heart, she didn't have time for much else.
  • Yell "DON"T JUMP!", then watch the splat.

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