• I had a friend.....peed out the car window when it was moving. And you might think "well a woman couldn't get away with that!" but Michael couldn't either.... it blew right back in! You know that old Jim Croce song? "You don't spit in the wind, you don't pee out the window, and you don't mess around with Jim!"
    • Linda Joy
    • Mr PantsFellDown
      Bless his heart, he was a good old friend, that died quite a few years ago now, but i still get a good chuckle thinking of some of the things that happened back then! Good old Chink. If there's an after life I hope he's got a place in it that he can enjoy..
    • Linda Joy
      Yeah men get away with peeing just about anywhere, women not so much. And I know how you feel about losing old friends, too. There are a lot of them I miss.
    • Celifrog
      Gross! >w
  • Men get praised for being ambitious and ruthless in business and it's not terribly shocking when they punch someone. Here it's frowned upon when women do that.
  • saying that a man is head of the woman.
    • Linda Joy
      Only because God knew a man's ego couldn't take it if he wasn't! Lol Yeah y'all can be the head, but we're the neck that sways the head and it's a sway that is very difficult to resist.
  • Writing our name in the snow. And farting.
    • Linda Joy
      I can fart if I want to!
  • lifting heavy stuff
  • Invisible men can do many things.
  • A man can get away with going out in the alley and taking a pee behind the dumpster. And nobody says a lot if a man is scratching themselves in public. If a woman does the same thing somebody notices and has something bad to say
  • When a man is aggressive and tough in his career, he's often admired. A woman is called a b***h.
  • Being chubby. Leaving their drinks unattended. Not wearing a shirt in public. Wearing clothes more than once between washings. Sleeping around without being labeled a slut. Rejecting someone without fear of being murdered. Not doing house chores. Not knowing how to cook. Getting jobs without being considered a maternity risk. Leaving the cabinets open. Not remembering birthdays. Interrupting others. Talking loudly. Expecting the right of way on sidewalks. Waiting to have kids until after 40. Having clothing sizes that make sense. And yes there are things women get away with. But that's not the question so don't attack me!
    • Linda Joy
      Another good one! Thanks for stepping up!
  • Growing facial hair. lol
    • Linda Joy
      You got that right!
    • Army Veteran
      You don't know many Italian women, do you?
    • Linda Joy
      I know its frowned upon in our society.

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