Who killed all the unicorns?
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Chuck Norris. He likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.
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Nobody killed them. They became extinct because they missed Noah's Ark. The story is in this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRUSRS_d3Y
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Estrella Starr I've never heard that song before, Nosmo. Is it an old one?
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Was it the Wicked Witch of the West....?
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Killcrazy, I expect. He is usually to blame for dead beings.
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