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I get that all the time at work and I always respond "Thank you and he loves you too"
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How the fuck would you know!
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"Back at you!"
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I know. I don't need you to tell me.
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Thank you...but I already know that. And...it's something that happens to be between Him and me. And I also happen to like it that way. +5
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I'd say, "I'm not into 2,000-years old guys and I'm happily married, so get out of here and take your misguided dating service with you!"
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I am not a Bible thumper myself but I don't believe in being rude wither unless of course I am pushed. If the person is a casual acquaintance I might just smile, nod and move on. I was preached to once in a store where an employee opened with that line and then wouldn't stop with the Jesus chatter. They perhaps felt I needed saving? She kept it up despite my clear signals that I wasn't interested. I reported it to the management.
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But everyone else thinks i'm a cock :)
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I would answer: Err.. kay. Depending on the mood, I´d might ad "Good for him."
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Likewise.
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I am already seeing someone. Tell him thank you, but no.
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"Aliens want to probe you!"
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Someone simply greeted yourself - crocks.
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I would say "Yes I do believe he does."
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i would say ---"you can display your limited intelligence and gullibillity if you want ,,,, but please don't assume i share it. " ;-)
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Gouranga! Cowabunga!
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"No he doesn't."
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I don't say anything... I don't need any reminders.
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Coo coo ka choo
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Back atcha! Have a good day!! +5
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"That's nice, but I'm heterosexual." ;)
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I would say "He loves you too"!
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Really? I thought we wouldn't be on good terms after I got him deported!
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Says who?
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I would say I know! because he is my Jesus and I love him too!!!
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I'd say - "That's nice - and Satan sends his regards to you too"!
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I'd say, "He loves you too." : )
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Lol sadly not me, I am a jew
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"You're welcome" :)
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If a stranger said it - I would say, have a nice day. None of my friends or family would say that.
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I would say, " Thank you, that is correct. I am a Bible reader and I understand that".
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All The Time!!
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"Quick, throw him a towel. He's coming!"
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I better add him to my friends' list before it gets to be too late.
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Oh you mean that "dead guy" that never existed? I'm sure he loved everything considering he could turn water into wine so he was probably wasted 24 hours a day, and I'm sure that he loved everything because of that...So im nothing special...The "man" you worship is a drunk.
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"Uhhhh, ok, Thanks."
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id git ma gun an shoot him dead
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I would simply say, "Thank you". No need to get upset or argumentative or anything else. A "thank you is sufficient.
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Okay.
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"what makes you say that"
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How much do you want???
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Who?
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Say, "I know ... but is he pleased with you?"
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Thank you.
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I'd definitely smile and probably tell you that He loves you, too.
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I say "Thank you and Jesus love you too!"
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"Hey that's great thanks"
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Really?
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And he loves you too...+5
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I'd say "Yes, I know and he loves you too!"
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"yeah i know, but does he have to be so rough in bed?"
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Yes he does, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole Classic bumper sticker. one of my fav's
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How do you know?
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Bye-bye.
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he loves you as well.
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What happened with Madonna?
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I'd say so does my mother.
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That would depend on who was saying it. Any of my friends or relatives would not say that to me so I must assume it is a stranger, in which case I would respond with, " Good for him" and then I would walk away as that would not be someone I would want to get to know.
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The only way to answer is by getting to know Jesus for yourself. And He really does Loves You and I. Fascinating, isn't it?
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this happened to me with a packet of chinese seaweed. Under the nutritional values, it said "Jesus Loves you". It was an interesting approach to spreading the word of Jesus.
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"I don't have any money to give you."
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