When you've fallen and get up!! Or when you need to go to the corner grocery store and ended up at the Zoo and can't remember how ya got there or how to get home.

When you loose erection from time to time.

When you start to look like your driver's license photo.

when problems become more complicated. when i was at school, i didnt have to worry about money, bills, electric, hot water etc etc etc etc etc!!!!!!!!!

When all sag and Droop and Wrinkly!!!

oh you'll know, your body will tell you so, in not so many words:)

when you talk about rock groups and people never heard of them..

You tell some One what year you Graduated from High School and they weren't even Born yet ;) LOL!!

For me, it's when I couldn't focus on stuff up close anymore. My eyesight used to be kickass awesome.

You have'nt had sex since the civil war.

When you can no longer clean up 13 year-olds in a handball/downball/4-square game!

When you start saying ... I am old as tasks get harder.

When pro athletes your age are already retired.

when you stop and think "damb I sound just like my Mother/Father!" +5

I've always heard it's when a dude named "Mr. Age" comes up to ya' and yanks yer nuts a good one! ;-)

1. You and your teeth don't sleep together. 2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. 3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 4. Your back goes out but you stay home. 5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture. 6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch. 7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. 8. When happy hour is a nap. 9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does. 10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it. 11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there. 13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. 14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. 15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. 16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. 17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. 18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend. 19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. 20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals. 21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good. 22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work. 23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time. 24. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. 25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. 26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore. 27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. 28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

When you look in the mirror and realize that the wrinkles are contradicting the kid inside.

You're old when all you do is live in the past instead of looking forward to the future.

People give you respect not when you deserve it but because they think your years merit it. I hate that!

when you forget what age you are on your upcoming birthday.

When you cease to laugh, or when you cease to love, or when you can no longer find the child within.

When you don't give a HOOT when you begin to SAG, DROOP and Wrinkle UP! Then you're old!!

There's all the physical signs which allikatzpop has listed that are undeniable, but I also think that you are as old as you feel and somehow that's all that really matters.

When you feel like there is nothing left to do, see, feel, accomplish, or love. You wait for the "End" as readily as the night years for day.

when you feel old

When you think you are and you feel like you are. But that can always change from one day to the next.

When store clerks ask for I.D for liquor and tobacco? Or when answering with answers that do no make sense to the question(s)?

when you feel old

If you fall and your friends laugh, you are still young. If you fall and your friends rush to you and seem very concerned, you know you are old.😊