ANSWERS: 100
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Anything having to with politics or religion.
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Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior?
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In addition to Damiana... anything too personal that you wouldn't answer yourself if someone you just met asked you :)
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Can I marry you?
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So..How many people you been with?
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AWW You are pregnant?
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Can I borrow some money?
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Can you lend me a tenner.
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Age, Sexual Orientation, Weight, Income, Number of sexual partner they have had, political affiliation, religion, serial number....
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My friend and I were discussing this recently. What are some one-liners that can end a conversation that you really don't want to be in. A few were: 1) Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior? and 2) How do you know when you are masterbating too much? That's all I remember.
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1) is that real hair? 2) is that plastic surgery? 3) are you always this stupid? 4) didn't you date my grandmother? 5) would you like to buy my toaster?
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How much do you weigh, and tell me your deepest secrets, or family secrets.
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"When is the baby due?" (which always is met with a shocked reply indicating the person is not pregnant.)
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Financial questions are a no no as well.
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How old are you
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Age, religion, finances, ethnicity, sexual preferences.
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are those real?!
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Can you lend me $20? Are you horny? would you like to go to my place? Were you always this fat? LOL
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Wanna have sex?
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"Have you ever had a yeast infection?"
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Does this butt make my pants look big?
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ask?- is my hair ok? tell?- entire life story...
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oooh.. another one. How many months are you? or When are you do? Sister did that to a lady once, and it turns out the lady wasn't pregnant. It's funy now though
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When is the baby due.
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"Do you have aids?"
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Would you mind bending over? You see, my mother has never seen the rump of a transexual...- said to a rather manly woman.
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May I have your hand in marriage?
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Can you take me to your alien leader?
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The first date that seems a bit shy and too old to still be single (as in not married). . . So, you divorced? No. Picky? I don't think so. Gay? Very awkward silence. Yup put my foot all the way in my mouth on that one Never ask Are you gay?
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I have a "strawberry" birthmark on the inside of my wrist - ummm, its nothing. Some people I have just met will ask me "what happened?" or "did you hurt yourself" or "what is that?".....its small, firstly and what the f***, I dont even know you. What if something horrific had happened, exercise some tact (at least socially) please. Jeez.
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This list is endless when you think about it what DO we talk about. NO NOs Money earnings Sex Relationships Politics Religion Financial status sexual partners Loads more No wonder we are famous for talking about the weather
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Do you sleep naked Are you wearing panties Can I borrow your car
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Do you shave?
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Phew ! Who farted ?
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Age
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their credit card number
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Um...so I know we just met, but do you like me? I mean really like me. Tell me more about me.
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Will u massage my feet?
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can you watch my purse (or wallet)
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When Can We Hit The Sheets???
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Can I borrow your dog on Thursday? Me and my ____ are having sex tomorrow night, want to join? I think that anything sexual or well, anything too personal shouldn't be asked. Along with most relationship questions of exs and stuff.
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Are those real? How far along are you? What do you think of the war?
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"Why don't you have that mole removed...?"
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can you get out of my bed?
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Are does lips just big, or is there any plastic surgery included?
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Are does lips just big, or is there any plastic surgery included?
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Do you want sex ?
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whats ur bra size
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do you want to have sex with me - lets do it here!
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So, what color underwear are you wearing?
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Do you have any pets?
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What they did for a living or did they drive or own their own home lol!!!!!!!!!
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how big is your penis, are your boobs real, and are you pregnant.
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do you want to see my nipple piercing?
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Will you please fuck me?
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Can you please tell me if this sore looks infected?
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do you like me?
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Do you put out on the first date?
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Are you a "tranny"?
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I asked a woman i was just introduced to - do you have a toothache( she had, what looked to me like, a swollen jaw.) she looked surprised and asked," No, why?" and then i really put my foot in it and said - well, you look like u are in pain!
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How was your childhood?
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ABOUT THEIR PAST UNLESS THEY WANT TO TELL
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omg how fat are you?
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Excuse me miss, which razor do you prefer for your beard?
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Did anyone ever tell you that your mole looks like the state of Texas?
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Are you going to jump?
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Are you rich?
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Are you an axe murderer?
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I love this question, but people tell me to shut up when I ask it. Hypothetical situation: Imagine you're the type of person who believes everything in the universe has a purpose. Doesn't matter if it's a spiritual thing, God's divine plan, or just that everything effects everything in a natural way. (Again, it doesn't matter if you actually believe this, but run with it.) Molecules bounce off at the right way, and synapses in your brain spark out thoughts as a result of a minor butterfly effect or whatever. You know what I mean. Now, imagine you are very certain of that, but with one exception. There are two buttons: Left and right. You are forced to press one of these buttons, and you are absolutely certain beyond any reasonable doubt that the action of pressing these buttons will not effect the state of the rest of the universe. Yourself included, of course. The buttons will never come in contact with anything else, and their gravitational field is somehow not relevant to anything, anywhere. You don't know how, but of this you are certain. Which button do you press? More importantly, why? (Remember: "Because I want to see what it does", is not a valid reason to press the button because you KNOW, somehow, that it will not do anything.)
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ASL
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will you sleep with me , will you have my baby, can i have you baby. , do yu have false teeth , can i please pop the huge zit on your nose????`?
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To someone who's 30 and younger: OMG, Did you know you look exactly like my grandmother? When's the baby due?
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" I like your wife, she's witty and attaractive. What time do you go to work?"
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Daniella, I think I recognize you, didn't you used to be Daniel? Do you know your 'headlights' are on high beam? (not the ones on their car) Did you know you resemble a serial killer? Are you a serial killer? Do you know Jesus? Do you shop in the 'clown' section of the store?
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Once, someone I just met minutes ago (in an odd fashion) asked me if I would sell her the shirt I was wearing.
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What does your father do for a living?
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Is that fish I can smell?
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Can I borrow your car!!!!
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Is that your real hair color??? Most older ladies don't like to admit they color their hair, they hatttttte when you ask this. How old are you??? <<< thats the other
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When is your baby due?
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Are those real!?
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How do you feel about being gay , straight or bi?
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wat is ur sexual orientation?
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are you horny? or just looking needy?
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WAnna have sex ? mayb lol
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Their age! It's soo rude!
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Did you forget to brush? Did you shower today? Are you a Virgin? How big is your/are your ____.
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Are you troubled with the constant burning and itching of hemorhoidal tissues?
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Are you a virgin?
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what race are you? do you want to marry me? so, when was the last time you visited the looney bin or prison? do you know where i can get some herion, or perhaps some kidneys? do your parents regret having you? would you help me, i need to find somewhere to dump this body?
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When was your last period?
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Are you pregnant? When are you having any kids?
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About their sex life.
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Do you spit or swallow?
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Have I ever slept with you?
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Nice shoes. Wanna have sex?
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did you just fart?
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Wow! you look like Jeffrey Dhomer! (i probably spelled his name wrong, but it's all the same!)
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So... Would you like to know about AMWAY ?
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will you put some ointment on this rash i've got?
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