will you be my valentine so we can do it. :)

I ran into our boyfriend today... Then I backed up and ran over him again. Happy Valentine's Day ♥♥♥ Heather ♥♥♥

"Sorry about your cat, it was an accident". Tell her later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, now suck my dick because I love you.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Violets are blue. ****** Or this one ******* If life was an oyster You'd be the slimy clam If life was the internet You'd be the stupid spam If life was an ocean You'd be the oil spill If my life was to be with you I'd be writing my will

The love I have for you as my brother is only rivaled by the love I have for you as my husband;)

Dear...um, what was your name again..I love you

this is your gift (the card), happy valentines day

Happy V.D.

ps i just got word from the doctor and you should have yourself checked out.

Today is our day, but I wanna date other people tomorrow

I don't think this is going to work out.

Finally found a test you couldn't flunk.. it's called EPT! =D

I'm pregnant.....it's not yours. But we still have today. Love you baby!

roses are red, violets are blue, you and me, are finally thru. Have a great day!

"blah blah blah blah" You're friend, ****** YOU'RE FRIEND, don't put that :p

Thanks 4 being my valentine & im just writing this letter because im bored & i taught i could write you a letter.

Hey Sister!

Anything that dose not come from your HEART.

The antidote is available for a price, please phone ###-###-####. Yours always, Whoever,

Happy Valentine's Day _____________ Please insert your name

"I love you John" and then give the card to Jim! :)

Anything that starts : Roses are Red , Violets are Blue, naff, think of summat original.

Merry Christmas!

to ________________ the first time we meet i knew we were ment to be together. when i first kissed your lips it was so magical you gave me butterflys. when you held my hand i felt complete

Sorry about the herpes you got from me, but hey...it's the gift that keeps on giving....Can we try again?

he wrong name

put someone elses name on the card! Oops?

If you are thinking about taking pen (never pencil) in hand and writing words of love to your "Dear Valentine" there are probably a few things you should NOT do. The following is a list of idea s you just should NOT entertain (please): Do not send a Valentine's Day email card /letter - This can easily appear to be a cheesy form letter. You can send these to hundreds of people with just the press of a key. A handwritten letter is personal, and shows that you can spell and write - which brings us to the next suggestion. Please do not be an illiterate! - Seriously, no one loves an idiot. Speaking poorly is bad enough but then to immortalize your lack of intelligence on paper is unforgivable. There is absolutely nothing wrong with coming across as an intelligent human being. If you have doubts about your spelling, write it on the computer and then run spell-check. Do not write on a brown paper bag, or computer paper, etc. - Remember, love letters are meant to be read, and then tucked away. Chintzy paper will most likely be mistaken for the garbage it is and tossed. Plus, this will make you look super-cheap (not creative). Do not promise the moon and the stars and a rainbow, etc. - This is actually quite charming and lovely, but if you don't include a promise that is concrete, it comes across as hot air - and again it makes you look super-cheap (not creative). Do not write a long love letter - No one wants to read a five page love letter. This is boring and tedious and it means that you can't get your thoughts together. Get to the point, already. Showing that you can say it all in one page shows you have substance. Do not doodle around the edges - This is only okay if you are 11 years old. Thinking about writing a poem? - Well, don't. Love may rhyme with 'dove' and 'glove' but this does not make you a poet. Poetry is a beautiful art and bad poetry is unforgivable! And enough already with reciting dead poets!

"Go to hell *!@hole"

"Merry Christmas!"