Your favourite one liner?
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HDev is living On tHE EdgE
ANSWERS: 42
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Are you understanding this?
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Want in one hand, s**t in the other, see which one fills up faster.
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"What if this is as good as it gets?" (Jack Nicholson)
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Stop using my avatar.
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I have a few that I would like to share - Look beyond your personal environment and be thankful for what you have. Resist the temptation to cling to loved one's when energies are low, it'll pass. Direct your imagination into practical paths and your dreams will come true. Be patient and don't try to push things further than they were intended to go. Emotional upsets are inevitable, the important thing is how we react to them. You are the writer and the producer of your own life, write plays not dramas. Leaving others to work things out for themselves is sometimes the best option. The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. Awareness is measured by how much you let yourself know of your own truth. Don't have opinions have high expectations for yourself and life on this planet. Plan around the dominant factor and everything else will simply fall into place.
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what goes comes back.very scary believe me lol
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Bite me!
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For God so Loved the world that He gave His one and only Son that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. (John 3:16 NIV)
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You wanna go to my place and make love? it cuts through all the BS.
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Build a bridge and get over it. It is like my slogan.
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ain't no thing but a chickin wing. its my way of saying its ok or it doesn't matter.
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The QE2 .
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Well you are about as swift as a lead fart in a huricane.
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I like your face...atleast its not as bad as the rest of your body!
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Get off the cross cause someone needs the wood.
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"i'd hit it." this works really well in the middle of lectures, like in archaeology. "this is a specimen of a male h. ergaster, probably around the age of 28." "i'd hit it." "he's several thousand times your age." "i'd still hit it." lol.
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im lakes as cakes! ;)
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Well why don't you cry about? I'm sure that will fix everything.
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If wishes and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a good christmas.
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head for the hills
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You gotta be kiddin' me!
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Go ahead make my day.
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My personal favorite-- Its because of people like you that we have middle fingers
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Thank you. Glad you liked them.
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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we'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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my wifes cooking is so bad,shes got the only microwave that "FLUSHES"! thank you rodney dangerfield!
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Opinions are like assholes; everybody's got one.
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Don't waste my time, or your breath! To lie!
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"i think everybody should like everybody" -andy warhol :)
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I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.". Rodney Dangerfield
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A young newlywed couple asked their priest if it was all right to have sex after communion, "Yes, as long as you don't block the aisle."
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There goes the smoke alarm, dinner's ready.
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you might be a redneck if ? they call me tater salad her's your sign git-r-done
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you might be a redneck if ? they call me tater salad here's you sign git-r-done
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oh la la
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If, If, If,...If my aunt had nuts she would be my uncle.
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eat shit and choke you bastard.........it may sound a little aggresive but each time you say it , it gets smoother
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A hooker told me not on the first date.
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...and Moses led his flock across the burning sand to the promise land - Miami.
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Soh Hao Long is Chinese.
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