What's a good response to give when someone asks, "where have you been all my life?"
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-Freedom Issues- Minnesota nice
ANSWERS: 33
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After sex
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I would probally say, "waiting for you" =]
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"Waiting for you to find me, of course"! :)
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Say, "right here," and point at their chest. Then, when they look down, flick their nose and go "boop!"
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Until now, hiding from you!!
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in no mens' land
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Learning all I could about sexual intercourse so I can satisfy you in every way...Shall we retire to the bedroom my lady?
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In the state penitentiary, how about you?
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I have been sitting here with tears in my eye's hoping that you would come to your senses and realize. That the one that you were hoping for, was sitting on the other side of life's big door. Oh for so long have I waited for you. but gave you the time for our dreams to come true.
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hibernating
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The mental hospital, I just got out a few months ago.
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you just say that Destiny has brought you to this moment in time, that you went through everything in your life to get here and now we are here together for a reason, because everything in life has meaning and purpose and when two people cross paths there is a reason ,now its time to find out!
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*avoiding you!*
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"In prison for statutory rape." That'll get rid of unwanted attention!
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Right here waiting for you!
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In a bush right behind you.
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Right here waiting for you to arrive.
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Right Here Waiting for You Waiting for a Girl Like You (redo it for "guys"!) Somebody's Out There Somewhere ("and it turns out, YOU are my someone!"
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Searching for you.
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where did you get your pick up lines? lol jk uhhhh waiting for you
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Drat, you found me, I was hiding from you.
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What does it matter? I'm here now.
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Depends on the attitude you want to convey. "Waiting for this monent" "In the Covent" "Making my first Billion" "In Asia learning sex skills" "In theraphy" "Chained to my bed" "Hunting terrorists" "With Possum"
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In that tree outside your window with binoculars.
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Same place you have been all my life.
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If you want to get rid of him try this with a straight face .... "It's a long story but it all started with the assault charges that got bumped up to attempted murder, although I was just trying to circumcise him with my pinking shears and snipped off a bit extra. Then they denied parole for two more years just because they found a knife in my cell. Did you want to come to my place for drinks ???". He will likely run away and not bother you anymore. :-)
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Enjoying my own thanks!!!
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Running away from you
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"Waiting for you" would be a perfect response, in the right situation, but the situation has to be perfect. Given my tendency toward snarky answers, I'd have to go with "over here!"
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"Shutup, idiot."
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it was important for me to be with others even though i did not want to be - sort of a kharma thing i think - a time and a place for everything and everyone
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waiting for you to get allll your bullshit out the way!
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In school. And where have you been?
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