I'm going to order you to pull over, park the car (for the environment) and then we can walk to some venue that serves more healthy food. That's an order.

I'll start with a large Pepto-Bismol for the burning gut I will inevitably get just 'talking' about KFC!

A roll of toilet paper to go with the runs i'll get from their greasy chicken.

I want a chicken Pot Pie and one of those little cups of pudding with the whipped cream and graham cracker crumbs they used to sell back in the day. Yumm-O! Oh, and a Diet Coke. =D

Everytime I go to KFC, I get sick, so I don't go anymore. Plus, they don't have macaroni on the menu anymore. What kind of chicken place doesn't have macaroni?

I will order them to get me a popcorn chicken (bucket okay so im dreaming but let me dream) some tater wedges and a large mashed potatoes. Then i will order my meal. What would you like? (keep im ming i eat alot because i burn it off fast)

nothing unless you want me throwing up

A large water.

I'm going to order you to get off the premises.

Combo #2 Thanks for buying. My 2 cents.

Oh gawd...let me check the menu... Hmmmmm... Looks like my ass is going to get fat no matter which way I go :P

I'll take some corn on the cob and a side of mashed potatoes.

You're not taking ME to KFC. From MSGTRUTH.ORG "American Diet Syndrome FRIED CHICKEN - What could be more American than Fried Chicken? Chick-fil-A sandwiches have MSG added and KFC chicken actually contains so much MSG that in one country at least, KFC exceeded the legal limit for adding MSG to chicken. "

Body Systems Affected by MSG Allergic response – MSG is not a true allergen but may directly affect immune response by stimulating or damaging the nervous system. In studies done recently on animals, food allergies may be caused by a lack of Interleukin 12. This substance is made by cells in the body - oligodendrocytes, that are killed by excess glutamate. Also - Over 85% of individuals with Type 1 Diabetes have antibodies to the enzyme the body uses to turn Glutamate into GABA - glutamic acid decarboxylase (GAD). Their immune system attacks the means by which glutamate is metabolized, even though it does not attack glutamate itself. Because of their immune response to GAD, Type 1 diabetics are at risk of having an excess of glutamate in their systems already. Blood Pressure - may create taurine deficiency – calcium channels stay open – causing high blood pressure and counteracting calcium channel blocking medication. Blood vessels – Glutamate is vasoactive - it changes the diameter of the blood vessels - one reason why it may cause headaches. Brain – during periods of hypoglycemia where low blood glucose levels leave the brain with low defenses, or allergy response where the blood vessels become "leaky", MSG may cross the blood brain barrier and damage brain cells by excitatory neurotoxicity. By affecting the pancreas and creating a situation of hypoglycemia, MSG may bring down the brain’s barriers, carrying it’s own key, in a sense, to get to the brain. Digestive system – may create taurine deficiency due to its effect on cysteine. Cysteine competes with glutamate for uptake. Unfortunately, cysteine is used to make taurine, and taurine is used to make bile. Bile, which is made by the liver and stored in the gall bladder is used to break up fats into managable pieces for digestion. If bile formation is compromised - diarrhea and "gall bladder attacks" may occur. Endocrine System - GABA (gamma amino butyric acid) is created by feedback mechanism from MSG. GABA may be addictive. Related to the date-rape drug GBH. GABA stimulates the pituitary to produce growth hormone. Research has shown that MSG can also overstimulate prolactin production by the pituitary and cause sterility in female animals. Nearly half of all pituitary tumors are prolactin secreting. Hearing - The hair cells of the ear use glutamate as a neurotransmitter. Over-stimulation of these cells by glutamate can result in ringing in the ears. Glutamate opens calcium channels. Heart Rate - May create taurine deficiency – (taurine regulates heartbeat) causing irregular or racing heartbeat. Hypoglycemia – MSG’s stimulation of pancreas decreases blood glucose, making hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) worse. Hypothalamus – part of the brain most susceptible to attack because it is the "sensor" of the brain, out in the open so to speak, not protected by the blood brain barrier because it needs to monitor levels of hormones in the blood. This part of the brain directs the action of the pituitary gland which directs the action of the entire endocrine system. Many MSG sensitive persons become diagnosed with thyroid disfunction and are put on synthetic hormone due to hypothyroidism. This would suggest that the hypothalamus may be compromised and unable to effectively direct the pituitary gland and consequently the thyroid. The hypothalamus also regulates hunger, and body temperature. The hypothalamus is also responsible for rage and panic as well... Lungs - Asthma - due to MSG’s stimulatory effect on the nervous system (See Johns Hopkins research) would explain why asthma is induced in some by MSG. Nervous system - MSG stimulates nerves in tongue and elsewhere directly (that’s why they use it). Glutamate in excess can overstimulate nerve cells until they die. Certain cells called oligodendrocytes which are found in the nervous system and make MYELIN are killed by excess glutamate. It is the inability to make myelin which defines the disease Multiple Sclerosis. In those patients, Interleukin 12 is low. IL 12 is also made by the oligodendrocytes - a clue that these cells are probably being killed by something. We firmly believe that something may be MSG and aspartame in the diet. Pancreas – glutamate stimulates the pancreas and may cause Type II diabetes, obesity, and insulin resistance. In individuals with Type 1 diabetes, it may cause an excess of glutamate since 85% of those with Type 1 diabetes have antibodies which attack GAD - the enzyme responsible for converting glutamate into GABA. Thyroid function – See Hypothalamus above Vision - There are glutamate receptors in the retina. Laboratory studies on animals have shown the retina to be damaged by MSG. ---------------------------------- Disease States Affected by MSG ADD/ADHD Addiction Alcoholism Allergy A.L.S. Alzheimer's Disease Asthma Atrial Fibrillation Autism Diabetes Depression Dizziness Epilepsy Fibromyalgia Heat Stroke High Blood Pressure Hypothyroidism Hypoglycemia IBS Inflammation Migraine Multiple Sclerosis Obesity Pituitary tumors Rage/Panic Disorder Rosacea Sleep Disorders Tinnitus Vision Problems Caffey4 - you go right ahead and eat as much MSG and GMO products as you care to. When you die at an early age from any of conditions listed below, make sure your survivors post it here. We do not eat ANY GMO's at any time ever. We grow 90% of our own food (heirloom) and the rest we get local from growers and ranchers that we KNOW personally. Stop spreading your own ignorance here, educate yourself, trust but verify.

Absolutely nothing. I refuse to eat at KFC because of their view on animal rights

Your ignorance must give you great bliss.

A taxi cab to Applebees.

If I have to eat here, I'd say an extra crispy thigh.

It has been tough since they took my favoirte, livers, off the menu. I either want extra crisdpy chicken or one of those barbecue sandwiches.

Some mashed potatoes and coleslaw please. Oh and don't forget the gravy. :)

Mmmmmm....that sounds so good right now! I'd love a couple chicken breasts, original recipe please, lots of mashed potatoes and gravy and maybe some corn on the cob and a biscuit. And I'd just like to add a side comment for those who have answered this fun question with health concerns: If you live a life of moderation, not one extreme or the other, you'll live a full life that will be more worth living than if you live a life of excess or stressing out about how bad everything is for you.

First of all THANKS for offering to pay :) In that case I shall get a large Twister combo with extra seasoning on the fries and a couple pieces of Hot N Spicey chicken on the side. THANKS LOVE YOU LONG TIME xoxoxo

Id go for a snack box - with 2 chicken breasts (spicy) and a mirinda. also a cheesecake at the end.

Just Drumsticks, fries and diet pepsi please?

I haven't been to KFC in a long time but I'll take their new snack pack with the sides of corn on the cobb and mashed potatoes and an extra order of potato wedges.

Chips Thats all

Chips.

I'll either have a twister or an ultimate burger meal... hmm they're both good. It'll probably take me like 10 minutes to choose.

When should I be ready to go? Got to gets me some biscuits.

I would probably take some fried chicken with mashed potadoes, biscuits, etc...

Just a biscuit for me.

The 3 piece chicken strip meal with mashed and mac and cheese.

Big bucket of chicken!

Zinger tower meal and some hot rods.

What the heck is with their "bowls" ... it sounds like a way to get rid of what they couldn't sell yesterday!! I think I'll have a glass of water.

original chicken,Mashed potatoes w/gravy of course :P, and a Large Cole Slaw and small pepsi. my treat next time :D

I have no idea! It is so long since I have been there, I have no idea what is on the menu - but, did you know that they don't serve mashed pototoes in KFC in UK? They serve chips (fries) instead

Sorry, nothing. I don't like KFC very much. :P

A NUMBER 2

The mashed potato bowl. MMMMMMMMMMMM now I want one, I forgot about those things! LOL

I don't even know what's on the friggen menu anymore. Its been over 7 years since I ate there.

No idea I have only ever had it once and I hated it so i will stick to fries please.

Not much. That stuff doesn't agree with me.

eww KFC, to greece , I rather go to popeyes lol

Oi tink oil have a Big Mac Sur!

Blah nothing since im on a diet....but thanks.. eat a wing for me

Pepto Bismol.

I'm going to order you to cease and desist. I wouldn't eat at KFC if it were the last restaurant on the planet.

Do they have anything healthy on the menu, like a salad? If not, I could go for some popcorn chicken.

Depends, are you buying?!!? cause I'm flat broke! wait.....whats KFC?

5 crispy strip meal with gravy and a fillet burger

Nothing thank you...I do not eat KFC because most of their food has MSG in it.

Nothing, I'm good. Everything I've eaten there has made me sick. But I'll cruise with you. =)

popcorn chicken and large KFC gravy. Dip popcorn into ravyand fish out with spoon Yummmmy!!

ULTIMATE BURGER MEAL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WITH EXTRA POTATO AND GRAVY :D

Spicy chicken Mashed potatoes Gravy Cole slaw

Um... just a bottle of water, please. And thank you.

NUMBER 2, = ORIGINAL.

I'll take you to Popeye's instead.

A bucket of skin.

Anything boneless.

three original thighs, mashed taters and gravy, large cole slaw, and a pepsi.

The mash pot and gravy and coleslaw!!

You aren't taking me there.

chicken duh

Fried chicken. Original

NUMBER 2 ORIGINAL/ WITH A ROOT BEER.

Steak and Caviar

Nothing. :/

Chicken, probably. +5

Grilled chicken and cornbread.

chicken +5

the potato logs - I think they're called "Kentucky fries". Or the mashed potatoes and gravy.....good stuff

Can we go somewhere else if I pay?

Nothing. That greasy mess causes me stomach problems. +3

tortured chicken

ORIGINAL 2 DRUM STICKS, ONE THIGH, MASH POTATOES, GRAVY, COLE SLAW AND A MEDIUM ROOT BEER.

A bucket of extra crispy chicken. :)

one bucket of grilled chicken, and some potato wedges.

two thighs and a breast;)

A thigh and a biscuit will do for me. Tender roast please, if they still have that.

Nothing.

Do they offer sushi?

Nothing. I don't eat KFC because they load their batter with MSG. I do not eat things with MSG if I can avoid it.