by 
brealove
ANSWERS: 54
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there isnt really a worst thing to say. the break up itself is bad enough lol
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You're very feminine but, I'm straight, so good bye.
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Im leaving you for AB and im taking the kids with me XD
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I think it's time to find someone better for me.
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its not me, its you
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I just need some time away (ie like 'I might be back') when she has no intention of coming back.
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there's another man...
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your too small so goodbye
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I never loved you, anyway.
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"I just can't be with someone who is intellectually beneath me" - this really would hurt if the guy has even just a little brains - if he's a hitter, be careful
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I fell in love with your brother.
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That she is in love with another girl.
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After being with you,I've decided to switch teams !!!
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"I was just using you for sex."
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I just needed someone to escort me and pay for evrything. And each member of your family are better lovers than you.
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(in front of his friends) "You're too small in the pants for my taste. Oh, and by the way, you're good at turning girls LESBIAN. It's so, like, OVER. Good bye!" (The woman she was cheating with enters the picture, and the two leave together). ---------- Maybe.
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"You're lousy in bed AND you have the smallest penis I've ever seen!".
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I do love you... just as a friend..
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When I first met you, I thought I could get over the fact that you drive a 1989 Camaro, with louvers on the rear window. The fact that you live with your mother, rarely have money to take me out, and aren't meeting any of my needs in the bedroom, is just too much. I'm sorry but I have to end this thing you refer to as the "best relationship you've ever had". Look, don't be to hard on yourself about the bad sex thing. I can't imagine you could do much more even if you tried, with that thing. It really is smaller than anything I have ever seen before. It's what God gave ya, you didn't pick it! I mean, if you did, I know you wouldn't have EVER picked that one. Well, good luck with that and everything else. I better go, I will be late for my date.
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"I can't be with someone who has bigger breasts than me anymore, I'm sorry..."
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Look i really dont know how to say this, but im just to good for you. but dont take it in a bad way. (Then smile and walk away.)
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Say "well, I love you but Jim over here has a whole lot more money than you do. . .so . . .get lost!"
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"You don't satisfy me sexually."
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The very best line to break up with a man is to tell him he is such a bad lover with such a small dick that you think you'll try a woman for a while.
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I think of you more as a brother, can't we just be best friends.
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ur penis is too big. or ur penis is too small im breaking up with u. sex for the 1st time is painful..its not supposed to suck when u orgasm, is it??? ur face
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My husband says I have to stop seeing you...
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nothing just walk away
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lol i have met a woman pmsl
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Sorry honey, but your Dad's penis is bigger.
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I've fallen in love with your sister and we're moving in together today.
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im a allien and i like girls
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I'm sorry, it's just that I can't get over how you make my skin crawl when I'm near you."
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"I love you, but I'm not IN LOVE with you."
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Sorry, the sex just doesn't do it for me.
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i love yo moma
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Baby, your tiny little dick just doesn't satisfy me the way my other boyfriends have. I'm sorry, but I need to be sexually fulfilled and you don't seem to be able to do it. Bye bye!
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"I sincerely love you Jim - - - I mean Bob".
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You're fired!
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it's not you, it's me. [total bull, most of the time]
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I'd rather kiss a Wookie!
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Studies show that when a couple break up most men think it is a sexual problem and most women think it is an emotional problem causing the breakup. SO I would guess that a woman breaking up with a man citing any kind of sexual/physical shortcomings as the reason why would be pretty hurtful not only to a guy's heart but also his ego. Because then I suppose according to studies, his worst fears came true. No one likes to hear someone is giving it to them better than you did....be it emotionally or sexually.
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we can still be friends.
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I've been sleeping with your twin brother for three years now and ...
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Its just not big enough as all the rest I've had.
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I love him
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mother fucker
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Asshole, mother fucker
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You have a small wiener.
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Ass whole
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Let us be friends
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For both in the relationship.....1; It's not YOU, it's me....2nd, and mean, sex is (was) BAD.
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"...and you're having the kids."
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that shes happy to break up with hinn
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