ANSWERS: 12
  • lol bring it!
    • Azlotto
      Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, everybody tried to push her back into the water...Hello, Linda : )
    • Linda Joy
      Hey there, you!! What's interesting is that everyone but wakko went with fat, and my mom smoked to keep from gaining weight and died of lung cancer.
    • Wakko
      That's bitchin', Az! xD
    • Steven Bell
      hey rudeness
  • Yo momma's so fat her waist size is equator.!
    • Wakko
      Ah, one of those who could get where she's going faster if she just laid down and rolled. xD
  • Yo momma is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!
    • Wakko
      I like to have fell out.... xD
  • Yo momma's so fat, she beeps when she backs up.
    • Wakko
      Gotta love those squeaky crevices. :P
  • irn not surprised
    • Wakko
      I don't get it. :P
    • Steven Bell
      shes talking about your mom
  • Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
  • Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
  • Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
  • Yo mamma's so viet russia, she make jokes about YOU!
    • Steven Bell
      oof
  • Your Momma is like a freezer , everyone can store their meat in her Your Momma likes to sit around the house , I mean around the house
  • Knock knock. Orange you glad you might be a redneck if yo mamma crosses the road into a bar with a secretly gay rabbi to screw in a lightbulb on a desert island? Yo mamma wished the genie for ten puns so she could make the rabbi laugh. No pun in ten did; he kept a straight face. The gay rabbi then dipped his balls in glitter. Yo mamma said "that's pretty nuts."
  • Yo Mamma is like a Light bulb , everyone gets a chance to screw Yo Mamma is like a door knoob , everyone gets to take a turn at her Yo Mamma is so smelly , the whole country can smell her

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