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Posted by StraightEdgeSociety some time ago

What about the song "Bats in the cradle" where did the bats come from China ?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you describe your job as if it were a crime?

Posted by StraightEdgeSociety some time ago

Why don't Witches have babies ? Cause their Husbands have Hallow Weener's ?

Posted by StraightEdgeSociety some time ago

How do you make Holy Water ? Boil the hell out of it

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you see this?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Did Fred Randall go to Venus?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have I offended you?

Posted by Kenz the Frenz some time ago

My sister said she's addicted to seaweed. Should she sea kelp?

Posted by maddygirl some time ago

You have a bathtub full of water, a cup, a spoon, and a bucket. how do you get the water out of the bathtub?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Another wooden ball! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you ever though life would have been a lot easier if you'd eaten your sibblings at birth?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

You ever wake up from a dream that you're tied up?

Posted by desotapop some time ago

Oh, Danny Boy, how long have the pipes been calling?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How do I fix my Esc key?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you think mandatory mask wearing levels the field for ugly people?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How do we not have giant platypus farms yet?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

If an astronaut is claustrophobic, should you give him a little space or no?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Can you tell the gender of ants by dropping them in the water?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

What did the evil robot say when he was crushed by a steamroller?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can my refrigerator catch covid 19?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Amish people of Answerbag- what is life like without the internet?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Do you ever wonder what happened to all of the sea monkeys?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you heard any good science jokes lately? I'll start.

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

The fat end and the skinny end of a rope raced each other around a mans neck. Who won?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know any good math jokes? I'll start.

Posted by Morg the Army wife some time ago

"Confucious say.......?"

Posted by Robert Smith some time ago

If you could be an animal, what would it be and why

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If you operated an 'inconvenience store' what would you sell?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you ever gotten your toothpaste mixed up with your hemorrhoid cream?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If I were crazy don't you think my psychiatrist would have figured that out by now?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you think Millard Fillmore should be impeached for adding California as a state?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What is a democrate?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Which do you think will come first?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Are you or your spouse the reason your kids are ugly?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? (Answer revealed)

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Wanna kiss my owie?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day can you do better?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Laughing is good for your health, so here's a Joke of the day. Can you do better?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day 6/21/17 can you do better?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

An elderly couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my the woman said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay more for NOT taking the eggs?" she asked incredulously. "Yep," stated the waitress. "I'll take the special," she replied. "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," she exclaimed. She took the two eggs home.

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Success? A very angry woman stormed up to the receptionist's desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly." "I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Its in the proof?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you see the joke at this link?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Two friends were chatting. "I've just bought a pig!" said the first. "But where will you keep it?" asked the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied the first. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Did you hear about the power outage at the New York City theater? It was a show stopper.

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Father: Let me see your report card. Son: I don't have it. Father: Why not? Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

What these ladies are talking about when they refer to "Riders"?"

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