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Posted by Creamcrackered some time ago

Instead of a flying carpet, the tiny little genie flew his...

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If 2020 was a type of cheap liquor what kind would it be?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Doberman Pinschers bite, lobsters pinch, monkeys lob things, but don't unlock anything. Why can't animals be named more appropiately?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Who do you think should be on Santa's naughty list?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Did you hear about the Rudolph lights catching fire? The dilemma for the company is this:

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Is it true men only wear their hair 3 ways?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Does Santa bring dentures? Or is the Tooth Fairy in charge of that?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you ever wonder why it took them 409 tries to get the formula right?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

A toy company is making an action figure of YOU! What two accessories are a must have?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper Pick?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you see this? LOL.

Posted by Anoname some time ago

If someone says,"Stop it, you'll make me pee," would you stop?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Which do you like better - Cats or Dogs? WHY !

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Lois Lane or Mary Jane Watson?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What about the song "Bats in the cradle" where did the bats come from China ?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

When was the last time you laughed till you cried?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Another wooden ball! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What you get when you cross a Donkey & A Onion ? A Piece of A/s/s that makes your eyes water

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know any good math jokes? I'll start.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you describe your job as if it were a crime?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

Why don't Witches have babies ? Cause their Husbands have Hallow Weener's ?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

How do you make Holy Water ? Boil the hell out of it

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you see this?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Did Fred Randall go to Venus?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have I offended you?

Posted by Kenz the Frenz some time ago

My sister said she's addicted to seaweed. Should she sea kelp?

Posted by maddygirl some time ago

You have a bathtub full of water, a cup, a spoon, and a bucket. how do you get the water out of the bathtub?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you ever though life would have been a lot easier if you'd eaten your sibblings at birth?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

You ever wake up from a dream that you're tied up?

Posted by desotapop some time ago

Oh, Danny Boy, how long have the pipes been calling?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How do I fix my Esc key?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you think mandatory mask wearing levels the field for ugly people?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How do we not have giant platypus farms yet?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

If an astronaut is claustrophobic, should you give him a little space or no?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Can you tell the gender of ants by dropping them in the water?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

What did the evil robot say when he was crushed by a steamroller?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can my refrigerator catch covid 19?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Amish people of Answerbag- what is life like without the internet?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

Do you ever wonder what happened to all of the sea monkeys?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you heard any good science jokes lately? I'll start.

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

The fat end and the skinny end of a rope raced each other around a mans neck. Who won?

Posted by Morg the Army wife some time ago

"Confucious say.......?"

Posted by Robert Smith some time ago

If you could be an animal, what would it be and why

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If you operated an 'inconvenience store' what would you sell?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you ever gotten your toothpaste mixed up with your hemorrhoid cream?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If I were crazy don't you think my psychiatrist would have figured that out by now?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you think Millard Fillmore should be impeached for adding California as a state?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What is a democrate?

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