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Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Wanna see my son's sense of humor?

Posted by no one some time ago

Do you know any good fwd txt msg jokes?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

That funny video thread!!!

Posted by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin some time ago

What do you call a midget fortune teller who has just broken out of prison?

Posted by car audio crazy some time ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Posted by Austinius SillyVilles Resident Lothario some time ago

What do you call an Italian hooker with gas?

Posted by Worth Repeating some time ago

Should I be worried about this advertisement I saw in the paper? "Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too"

Posted by Rick some time ago

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?

Posted by Santaanacanyon some time ago

Knock-Knock who's there? Bisquick! Bisquick who?

Posted by Alatea some time ago

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

Posted by Alatea some time ago

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

A horse walks into a bar. Ouch! (Ba dump bump!)

Posted by Shernice some time ago

Why is the library the most tallest building in the school?

Posted by mushroom some time ago

Why does the new Answerbag logo look more like the Pillsbury doughboy than a bag?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Petting my pet porcupine proves preposterous. What do I do? He needs lovin!

Posted by virgoavenger some time ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Posted by Roaring some time ago

What does the "Snaps Jokes" category mean?

Posted by Roaring some time ago

Name a fun harmless prank you pulled on a parent or friend/relative.

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Were you poor as a kid?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

I caught Captain Meow at the window with binoculars and a box of tissues. What does this mean?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Heard any good jokes lately?

Posted by Derf some time ago

Has anybody figured out where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

(Finish the mursery rhyme): Little boy blew...

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Three blind mice, three blind mice.. (man them cats sure knew how to write lyrics back then eh?) YOUR CHALLENGE: WRITE A MODERN NURSERY RHYME FOR OUR TIMES

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Perhaps I should purchase price protection possibly? Please provide prompt reply.

Posted by Breakfast some time ago

What's the funniest joke you've ever told?

Posted by Estrella Starr some time ago

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you pleased to meet me?

Posted by Coexist some time ago

How many Chuck Norris jokes do you know?

Posted by Alatea some time ago

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Posted by Derf some time ago

If one train is heading west at 23 mph, what did you have for breakfast?

Posted by Derf some time ago

Is your refrigerator running? Shouldn't you go after it?

Posted by Derf some time ago

Have you ever almost performed approximately all of nothing but the thing you wanted but couldn't because something was there?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

If someone says,"Stop it, you'll make me pee," would you stop?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Everyone is mad when you let the cat out of the bag. Why aren't they mad at the guy who put the poor animal IN the bag?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

I have lost my pants completely. What can I do to avoid being arrested, screamed at & having goose bumps?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Mr Pants doesnt like getting up this early *yawn* ..Is it ok if I take a nap while I'm driving there?

Posted by Derf some time ago

Do you have a snew?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Which do you like better - Cats or Dogs? WHY !

Posted by Sagith some time ago

Cruelest joke you've ever heard?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Lois Lane or Mary Jane Watson?

Posted by mikol some time ago

What is the lamest joke you know?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Did the Ice-Man cometh?

Posted by Jim Sending some time ago

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Posted by Anonymous some time ago

Please finish: I'll punch you soo hard that...?

Posted by anonymous some time ago

What makes you laugh?

Posted by sistagemini some time ago

How many lives does a cat have?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Is it OK for a man to have visible boxer lines?

Posted by Not royal some time ago

Anybody have good burrito jokes?

Posted by hollandloplover19 some time ago

What stays in a corner, but can travel all around the world?

Posted by lola lola some time ago

What's the opposite of a professional eater?

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