Jokes category

Posted by Mastodon some time ago

Jokes have been defined (by Nietzsche) as epitaphs on the deaths of feelings. In other words, the best jokes are always a new low? Do you agree with him?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

You might be a redneck if..,?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Farting on an elevator is wrong on so many levels! Agree or disagree?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Are your pipes too loud?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day 6/21/17 can you do better?

Posted by Breakfast some time ago

What's the funniest joke you've ever told?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know any good math jokes? I'll start.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you heard any good science jokes lately? I'll start.

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Were you poor as a kid?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Heard any good jokes recently?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

When was the last time you laughed till you cried?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know what beheaded means? This is a definition I've never heard before!

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Wanna see my son's sense of humor?

Posted by sarah586 some time ago

How do you cross an alligator infested river?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Everyone is mad when you let the cat out of the bag. Why aren't they mad at the guy who put the poor animal IN the bag?

Posted by Azlotto some time ago

Does gas station sushi have an expiration date?

Posted by Rose Mystery some time ago

Im __ on the beach because__.

Posted by Rick some time ago

Whatever It Takes

Posted by Rick some time ago

Guinness Accident

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Is it OK for a man to have visible boxer lines?

Posted by Venom2005 some time ago

If corn oil comes from corn, then where does baby oil come from?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Did the Ice-Man cometh?

Posted by Ice man some time ago

What's the difference between Men and Pigs?

Posted by Worth Repeating some time ago

Should I be worried about this advertisement I saw in the paper? "Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too"

Posted by Rick some time ago

A Fancy Restaurant Joke

Posted by cdPlaya363 some time ago

Whats the most horribly offensive joke youve ever heard/told

Posted by Rick some time ago

I keep seeing that mime so who DID let the bag of idiots out?

Posted by no one some time ago

Do you know any good fwd txt msg jokes?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

That funny video thread!!!

Posted by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin some time ago

What do you call a midget fortune teller who has just broken out of prison?

Posted by car audio crazy some time ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Posted by Austinius SillyVilles Resident Lothario some time ago

What do you call an Italian hooker with gas?

Posted by Rick some time ago

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?

Posted by Santaanacanyon some time ago

Knock-Knock who's there? Bisquick! Bisquick who?

Posted by Alatea some time ago

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

Posted by Alatea some time ago

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

A horse walks into a bar. Ouch! (Ba dump bump!)

Posted by Shernice some time ago

Why is the library the most tallest building in the school?

Posted by mushroom some time ago

Why does the new Answerbag logo look more like the Pillsbury doughboy than a bag?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Petting my pet porcupine proves preposterous. What do I do? He needs lovin!

Posted by virgoavenger some time ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Posted by Roaring some time ago

What does the "Snaps Jokes" category mean?

Posted by Roaring some time ago

Name a fun harmless prank you pulled on a parent or friend/relative.

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

I caught Captain Meow at the window with binoculars and a box of tissues. What does this mean?

Posted by Derf some time ago

Has anybody figured out where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

(Finish the mursery rhyme): Little boy blew...

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Three blind mice, three blind mice.. (man them cats sure knew how to write lyrics back then eh?) YOUR CHALLENGE: WRITE A MODERN NURSERY RHYME FOR OUR TIMES

Posted by Mr PantsFellDown some time ago

Perhaps I should purchase price protection possibly? Please provide prompt reply.

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