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Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Which do you think will come first?

Posted by bostjan64 some time ago

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Are you or your spouse the reason your kids are ugly?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? (Answer revealed)

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Wanna kiss my owie?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day can you do better?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Laughing is good for your health, so here's a Joke of the day. Can you do better?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day 6/21/17 can you do better?

Posted by Robert Smith some time ago

If you could be an animal, what would it be and why

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

An elderly couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my the woman said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay more for NOT taking the eggs?" she asked incredulously. "Yep," stated the waitress. "I'll take the special," she replied. "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," she exclaimed. She took the two eggs home.

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Success? A very angry woman stormed up to the receptionist's desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly." "I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Its in the proof?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you see the joke at this link?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Two friends were chatting. "I've just bought a pig!" said the first. "But where will you keep it?" asked the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied the first. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Did you hear about the power outage at the New York City theater? It was a show stopper.

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Father: Let me see your report card. Son: I don't have it. Father: Why not? Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

Posted by Morg the Army wife some time ago

"Confucious say.......?"

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

What these ladies are talking about when they refer to "Riders"?"

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Bring Me the Smaller Shoes Please?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Did I install the Bluetooth properly?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Husband Mike died suddenly?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

When was time did you looked for a date online?

Posted by jshm22 some time ago

What the funniest joke you've ever been told?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Haha! Someone named their kid Pepsi! Do you think they'll ever find a Coke with their name on it?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

What rank are you?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

He died suddenly?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you think my vocabulary is sexy?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Did I hear what I thought you just said?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you heard any good science jokes lately? I'll start.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know any good math jokes? I'll start.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you ever seen someone walk into glass doors because they didn't see them?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

A new car for fifteen dollars?

Posted by Wakko some time ago

Oh, so I'm supposed to believe Linda Joy isn't going for the #1 spot again, eh? :P

Posted by Wakko some time ago

What if I just whipped out my blunt object?

Posted by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- some time ago

How do you confuse an Idiot...?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Will you tell me a joke?

Posted by Azlotto some time ago

I have sparks shooting out of my shoes...Do I have a bad case of mistletoe?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

I have what is called Summer Teeth??

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Ex-Girlfriend ?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

Is Everyone Here?

Posted by Cerberus some time ago

Could you tell me a corny joke please?

Posted by Anonymous some time ago

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

You might be a redneck if...?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you have a fitness watch? I tried one on the other day. Do you know what it said?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Have you ever had your neighbor bang on the wall?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

New Suit A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit.

Posted by Halliburton Shill some time ago

What's a Republican most likely to fantasize about other than a Sarah Palin spanking?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

...............K9?

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