ANSWERS: 3
  • Masturbate. What? Do you think I took lessons?
    • Ice man
      LOL, I guess I shouldn't have included the etc.
  • Hooking a bunch of batteries together t0 power two old phones between me and my sisters room. I'd have to yell to tell her to pick it up, but it did work. (I was 11 or twelve at the time.) Fixing /maintaining small gas engines (i had a go cart) More recently installing a built in copper gutter and rebuilding the faccia, soffit and gutter run.
    • Ice man
      Want a job ? I've got to replace my rain gutters this summer.
    • Lilo Avli
      I have two strong arms, a sturdy back and look good in shorts.
    • Ice man
      Calvin Klein is looking for you, give him or Barry a call - wood ya.
    • Lilo Avli
      Do you have their number ?
    • Ice man
      1 -202-456-1111, Ask for "The Donald", he's in charge of hiring & firings. ....
    • Lilo Avli
      Hey, I rang that number and now my subscription to Pornhub has been suspended. Thanks a lot !
  • Be an a**hole.
    • Ice man
      Did you forget how to spell arse ?
    • Lilo Avli
      Smell whose arse ?
    • Ice man
      Take the Twinkies out of your ears, all that sugar is bad for your hearing aids ...
    • Lilo Avli
      Pardon ?

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