There is no real story - it's just an expression.

The "birds and the bees" isn't really a story so much as examples of reproduction (An egg laid that is then fertilized; Queen laying drone's eggs). An ice breaker if you will, explaining how birds and bees reproduce is an interesting subject for children and not so graphic as to make an adult feel like it's too dirty to explain to them. Giving these alternate examples of reproduction for the survival of these different creatures is then a doorway to explaining where babies come from. That, however, is another question!

Once upon a time, there was a bird and a bee. They fell in love and did it, then the bird got pregnant with an ostritch. Fin.

The Story goes "Picture Me and Your Mum Naked"

Me either. My dad just said, "Watch where you put that thing"

It just means sex...When a man and a woman love each other,and they want to make a baby,the man must first get an erection, and the woman's vagina must be moisturizes, and then the man put his hard penis, into the woman's vagina,and he moves his penis in and out of her vagina until he orgasm..........

Birds make nests and bees make honey. Updated for today: Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male.

The simple truth is, if you put a bird, a bee, and a flower in a box, the bird will eat the bee, poop on the flower, and the flower will die. With nothing else in the box, the bird will die as well. End of story.

the bee stung a female bird in the pussy and it let out yhe juice in its self and impregnated the bird

the bee stung the bird in the pussy and thAT juice that comes out of a bee went in and impregnated the bird and the bird had a beerd as a chick

one sunny day, a male pigeon was flying past an old oak tree, in which sat a beautiful wingless female pigeon. (she has no escape, mr pigeon thought) and he flew into the tree and landed behind her. he inched closer, and bumped her out of teh tree knocking her to the ground. He waited til she was unconsious before inserting his love stick into her toaster oven. Meanwhile... a bee was happily buzzing by, minding her own business, when all of a sudden, a monsterous heffer of a bee bumped her to the ground, knocking her unconsious. When the lesbian bee ensured that the other bee was unconsious she proceeded to lick the love lily of the unaware bee and continued to pollenate her love flowe4r, even though it wouldn't really work, it was a beautiful story regardless:)

Don't know. My Dad avoided the subject saying "I guess I don't need to tell you about the birds and the bees, do I?" Looking back I wish I said Yes you do?

Its sex......sex...sex...oh yea mc.lovemakIn lol if your parents don't tell you will Avetually find out but its good if they do but im not sure if there the people you want to here it from i mean like seriously ;embarrasing much...FOSHO FOSHO =^b

Got this from my Dad and went kinda like this."If your gonna play, be prepared to pay" the end.

Here is the version I got from my dad..."Watch where you put that thing"

i got this from my mom "play for fun not for keeps" it took me awhile to understand what it meant

Well,it goes lyk this mum and dad fall in love (or are drunk).They want to have a baby (or forgett the condom).Mum takes a test,mum tells dad.Dad is shocked:o.They wait 9 months then you arrive.Simple.

Once upon a time.. a little bird was flyin along & noticed a little bee who looked a lil horny.. The bird then landed on the branch & asked if the bee wanted a lil naughty fun.. the bee agreed knowin that she had the dose of the horn & had 2 reliev herself as girls also hav needs =D the bird then placed his penis into the bee's vagina after footerin 4 a while den he went at it like there was no tomorrow.. he then realised that he was goin 2 ejaculate but decided that he wanted to keep goin as the bee was enjoyin it =P 9 months later the bee popped out a berd which is the name of an animal with a mother bee and a father bird =D =D

I'll have my people call your people about it.

I can't remember, but there was something about a honey-trap, and some great tits.

idk that it is an acutal story, - i got wrap it everytime no matter what, if u can't wrap it stop until u can

Well, let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above...and a thing called lovvve!

Heh it's an expression not an actual story.. and Bee's isn't a very good example really considering they only have 1 queen, what would that teach us about reproduction? Its all BS anyway.. Everybody knows we are delivered to our parents by a stork

'Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above (dum dum) And a thing called "Love"' Thats the song =D i duno about the story

That's a DISGUSTING story - are you sure you're old enpugh for that sort of information - in the meantime; learn about ducks!

It is the story of life concerning sex and intercourse.

Ask your mom or dad. If they don't tell ya, you're too young to know!

Its obviously about a male penis inserting into a female vagina. A male's sperm is then reproduced out of the penis, fertilizing the eggs.

When the little bluebird Who has never said a word Starts to sing Spring When the little bluebell At the bottom of the dell Starts to ring Ding dong Ding dong When the little blue clerk In the middle of his work Starts a tune to the moon up above It is nature that is all Simply telling us to fall in love And that's why birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it Even lazy jellyfish do it Let's do it, let's fall in love I've heard that lizards and frogs do it Layin' on a rock They say that roosters do it With a doodle and cock Some Argentines, without means do it I hear even Boston beans do it Let's do it, let's fall in love When the little bluebird Who has never said a word starts to sing Spring spring spring When the little bluebell At the bottom of the dell Starts to ring Ding ding ding When the little blue clerk In the middle of his work Starts a tune The most refined lady bugs do it When a gentleman calls Moths in your rugs they do it What's the use of moth balls The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love I'm sure sometimes on the sly you do it Maybe even you and I might do it Let's do it, let's fall in love

My mom didnt tell me the "bird and the bees" til she found out i was sleeping with my now ex-boyfriend...then it was too late...science class had already told me :P...but if your wanting to talk about it with your child then you just explain to them what it is and the consecenses(i soo can not spell that word sorry) can be and so forth

There is also a version saying something about the daddy planting his seed in the mommy's garden. And Wala! A beautiful flower!!! =D

I never heard it either id like to though