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Sounds like a form of demetia, have him checked out.
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You'll need to stop first Payton ... teach by example!
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I love how I can recognise a Payton question before I have even clicked on it!
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Get him his own rose bush? or get your neighbours to wire their rose bush up to the power grid.
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rofl
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Maybe its good for the roses. Nitrogen and all that stuff... Maybe the neighbors should pay him.
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An electric fence should do the trick if the stream hits it dead on........
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Maybe you need to show him to the doctor.Or put him in an old age home.
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Maybe he just doesnt like their roses
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Move the roses!
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Take him for walkies with the dog +5
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Stick a long pole up your ass maybe that will work.
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Is this a relatively recent behaviour? If it is, you might consider bringing him to the doctor -- it could be a sign of illness (physical or mental). What he's doing is thoroughly disgusting, and unless he is ill, he must know that and revel in it for some reason. I don't think you can "break" the habit ... I don't think this is comparable to nail-biting or some other compulsion: your grandpa isn't compelled to pee on the roses, he is choosing to do so. You might try discovering that reason why through conversation, and work out something that would satisfy everyone (perhaps he is doing it to spite your neighbours because they offended him, and all would be settled by an apology?) If you think he is ignorant of how gross this is -- if this is a cultural differences thing -- you could try convincing him that this is unacceptable in North America and entirely undesired by the neighbours.
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Perhaps you should only let him out in the back yard until he can be persuaded to stop this....if he is peeing over the fence though perhaps you should keep him in and make him use a litter tray!
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So what did the neighbor do to 'piss' him off?
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buy him a litter tray?
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Put a video camera in the rose bush... might not work if he is really old...
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Stand on your neighbors roof and when he starts pissing on the roses piss on his head.
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Spray him with the garden hose.
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Take a picture and send it to the nearest rest home.
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Put potted roses in the bathroom
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well...my question is..do you actually like these neighbors? If no, then I see no problems here.
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Get him a Shock collar! Woof!
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Get him a Shock collar! Woof!
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Hide in the roses and scare him when he's over there. You might want to do it before he starts peeing though. It would be kinda messy. LOL!!!
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There are some old timer gardeners that swear by doing this for the health of the plant. Not that I would buy any produce from these farmers! I don't think you can break him of it. The neighbors probably will.
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A collar and invisible fence comes to mind...
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A clothes pin. Or else send him over. I've got neighbors I'd like peed on. lol!!
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Let Gramps pee in the roses.
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electric fence .
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build a wall and let him piss on that instead
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