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Sagith
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Why did the baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper.
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whats the difference between a didge viper and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a viper in my garage i know it's wrong but you asked
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what's better than twenty dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to twenty trees. i've never really understood dead baby jokes.
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Bear in mind... you did ask for this... What spins round and round and taps on the glass? A baby in the microwave.
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haha alright but i warned you...its gross What's better than having sex with a 27 year old? Having sex with 20 7 year olds
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ok, here goes...... This little kindergartener heard the word penis in school one day. So he goes home and asks his daddy what is a penis. He says come here son, let me show you. So he gets his out and says see this son, this is a penis, this is a perfect penis. Oh ok daddy, thanks! Well the next day, he goes back to school and tells his little buddy, come here I wanna show you something, and he whips it out and tells his little classmate, "see this, this is a penis and if it were 3 inches shorter it would be perfect."
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OK so here's my cruelest joke. I appologise to my Jewish friends in advance! . . . . . . . . . . . . How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash tray.
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The one were I was the blunt of it.
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What's the difference between a dump truck full of babies and a dump truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork!
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How many Ethiopians does it take fill a bathtub? Zero because they keep slipping down the drain. And the one about Krista Macaulaughs eyes being both blew.
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The doctor told the woman she was expecting an baby with anencephaly . She is shocked. She asks the doctor are you absolutely sure. He says Yes. In fact its a no brainer.
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One I remember -- What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Don't know... he still hasn't unwrapped his presents.
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