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Bartman
ANSWERS: 23
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If you rub my belly.
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Nope, I may bite..lol :)
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No I tend to act up... :]]
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Yes i would be the best pet!
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No, I fail obedience training.
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No I will tear your house apart. I will chew on everything and mark my territory. I might eat your other pets and if you pissed me off I might eat all the people too except the children.
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Given an abundance of freedom i would make a great pet... cage me up, and some will say i have to be put me down for my actions
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I'd make a great cat. I love to sleep and be waited on..i could let my owners think they were special, ha. I'd like to be a race horse..I think they're so beautiful. i used to spend summers in Saratoga, Id often see the horses. I love to see them. I'd be the best, then i'd make my owner proud and he'd stud me out, nice life for a horse...
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if you ask my husband, he will tell you that i am his pet. as he feeds and cleans up after me.
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Depends could you cope with a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
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I'm already a good pet. I feed and care for myself, and I don't mind being ignored for hours on end, yet I am always there when he wants.
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I'll make a GREAT pet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be5ya3j1ZQM&feature=related
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Ha! Well, if "the pooch" doesn't have me trained after seven years, I am probably hopeless...
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You mean lick your face when you get home, eat and sleep when you're gone? I'd make a great pet.
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Never!!
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No, I'm too big a pain in the arse.
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I'm a habitual leg-humper, but if that's okay, yeah
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Nope...I have the biggest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen, so I can get away with anything! :)
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It would cost tens of thousands of dollars to feed a mastodon, so I think not.
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I am an excellent pet, but I already have an owner.
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Sure, I'll pester you and sniff your crotch, but I must warn you, I'm not exactly house trained.
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Depends on if you like to be bitten, scratched, and loud purring in your ear...
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No, i have a tendency to wander for many hours at a time.
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