If you saw a woodchuck chucking wood what would you do about it?
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King of all squirrels in Squirreltown
ANSWERS: 23
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Take him to a vet. He's obviously ill.
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Get the hell out of the way! Getting hit by chucked wood really hurts.
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Start counting, so I can finally answer that question
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Estimate range and take a wind speed reading.
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I would hire him on to start building up my wood piles for the wood stove next winter.
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I would think that this woodchuck must be chucking that mucking wood.
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join in how many people can say they been chuckin wood with a woodchuck
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Id ask, how much wood could this woodchuck, chuck, seeing this woodchuck could chuck wood!
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I guess I'd consult the manual, 'cause I have no god damn idea.
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Seeing as he potentially has the answer to a long pondered question - I would ask him which came first - the chicken or the egg!?
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chuck the wood back at it
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Gather the chucked wood and save it for my fireplace.
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Count! Next time some one asks me how much wood a woodchuck is able to chuck I will be able to answer from personal experience A woodchuck can chuck x amount of chords. (that's the unit wood is sold in isn't it?
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Let him 'have at it' yo...
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I'd ask him, "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood:)
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i suppose i would log just how fast he could chuck wood and solve the mystery *.*
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Count, weigh or measure, so I could answer the age-old question. ;-)
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Show him where to stack it. It's gonna be a cold winter!
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Ask what's you doing.
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Nothing, I'd just chalk it up to normal chucking.
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Feed him some extra wood scraps if I had some
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I would cross my legs.
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Pet him gently on the head, walk away, and let him continue chucking... lol
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