ANSWERS: 54
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50 % in Mochima National Park (Venezuela) and 50 % in Olympia,WA
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I'm thinking a special flavor of Kool Aid (while supplies last).
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flushed down the nearest toilet. I hope it gets stopped up.
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If this were my wish, i would request to be spread out over the clear blue waters of Jamaica.
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I told my family to just plant a nice shade tree over my ashes, in my yard. This way there will always be a nice shady place to come & talk to me.
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To be spread upon the holy river in India,the Ganges.
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To be spread into the wind
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I read this question in Parade Magazine. I would chose to be spread over my favorite minor league baseball stadium.
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Who ever goes first, partner or me, we will e cremated and wait for the other to die and be cremated. Then, our kids are going to take a trip, instead of spending nonsense money on 2 wakes and funerals, and fly to Maui. They will scatter our ashes in the mountains of Maui. At least thats the plan. Nothing goes as planned, does it:(
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My cousin has instructions to bake up a batch of brownies with some of my ashes and serve them to the people I dislike so they can "eat me!" Not sure that she will carry out this wicked plan but we laughed about it anyway! Really, I think I want to be spread around at the park we all enjoy or if a family members wants to park my ashy butt on a shelf somewhere - that's cool too!
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Cryogenically frozen then reconstituted and cure all my ills when science catches up,lol....(wishful thinking) :o)
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Leave them unclaimed at the crematorium.
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I know a worker who brought in some ashes from a house clean out that he did. They were using them to cut their coke for comical effect.
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My ashes will be spread over the Sierra Nevada mountains along with my sons when i die.
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I would like my ashes scattered through the Rocky Mountains, from a motorcycle on a nice summer day.
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To be placed at the foot of my son's grave.
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anywhere as long as there are trees and open spaces. I'd like to think I'd be helping nature along with the few minerals I'd be giving back to the earth. Of course I believe 80% of us go up the crematory flue, so we'd probably end up as clouds for a bit, and rain. Nice thought.
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I want to be buried with a flowering tree planted on top of me.
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Eh, make it tree planter, at least I'll serve SOME use lol
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I would like to have a portion of my ashes launched into orbit around the earth, with the remainder scattered at my favorite astronomical observation site! I am an amateur astronomer who wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid. I never persued that dream of being an astronaut, so I guess I'll have to do that after I'm dead.
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Be sprinkled out of a plane all over the world. That way I can say I have been everywhere.
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I have no relatives to do anything with them, so they can go to the local dump.
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"All we are is dust in the wind" let me go free as a kite......no boudries....at peace...
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shit on
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In a special place.
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I wish to be blasted into the eyes of my enemies!
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Taken back to where Melmac used to be and released into Space.
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I want mine enshrined in a little box, carved from amber, with a lining of lapis lazuli and some cleverly-fashioned clasp carved from rose gold. At each corner of the lid I want a cabochon opal;1 fire, 1 black, 2 harlequin. The lid itself should have an ankh carved into it, and the carving should be inlaid with platinum. I want the entire assemblage to rest on a cobalt blue silk pillow that is supported on a little tray on four ornately carved legs (fashioned from rose gold). Seriously? I don't much care. If they've any nutritive value for plants, put 'em under a tree or something. If not, moving water (NOT the sink drain or toilet) would be nice. ;)
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Use me for compost. So I can give back to the world.
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put it in a bowl of chili, and let my lady eat the chili, so I can tear her a$$ one last time
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Deposited into a shatterproof bottle and placed into the gulf stream current to roam the ocean waters till the end of the world. And with a readable message inside asking any finders to send a note (by mail) to a designated living relative indicating where and when the bottle was found and to please toss the bottle back in the water.
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They can chuck 'em in the bin for all I care. I will be dead, after all.
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I actually looked into this. There's a company that will take your remains, mix them into a concrete fish shelter/reef seed and drop you in an area of reef that needs a base for growth.
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Whatever they see fit - just as long as I don't end up in an urn.
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Bury my ashes with a proper ceremony in my family Grave with My Husband , My son My father and maybe by that time My mother. I have been thinking of it lately because the Gravestones are so large it would mean .The Family plot will be without a stone for a year after my death. If my ashes are buried the Stone will not need to be removed.
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Mine are to be dumped ceremoniously into the Ganges river in India,by some guru,or sadhu.
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I have toast and toss orders for when I die..Someone(probably end up being my lawyer) is to take my ashes onto a mountain and dump them. :)
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Bury my ashes in my family Grave
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I don't care. I'll be dead. Surprise me!
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I'd like to see them mix my ashes with some of my DNA and water, just to see if I could be brought back to life. :p I could be Brian: the Instant Zombie! :-0
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BURIAL AT SEA SORT OF,AS YOU PUSH THE HANDLE ON THE TOILET POUR MY ASHES INTO THE SWIRLING WATER SOME HOW MY ASHES WILL END UP IN A MAIN STREAM OF WATER PORING INTO THE OCEAN.
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I want them spread over the red rocks in Sedona, Arizona. (mostly Capital Butte, Coffee Pot Rock, and Lazy Bear rock)
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Just scatter my ashes in the open sea.
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I'd like my kids to take a cruise, somewhere in the Atlantic, and put my ashes out to sea. I lived for several years in FL and always thought it very calming to just go sit and watch the ocean. I've already picked out my urn. http://www.perfectmemorials.com/aqua-journey-earthurn-cremation-urn-biodegradable-p-1353.html
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Put them in a flower bed and let the nature make new flowers
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Send it to a Volcano in a big Continent not a volcano of nearest island. I hate when people thrown you at sea. Why because i am a Freaking crazy Aries
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My family owns a few plots so I want to be buried next to my family
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Thrown in the nearest trash can. +2
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Used in the next flavour of Baskin Robbins?
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Have them scattered in the ocean. +5
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I prefer to have a woodchipper present at my funeral.
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My husband said he wants to be creamated, mixed up in a douche bottle and ran up that thing just one last time.
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Have them scattered from the ferry into Galveston Bay.
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mixed with water and added to erotic womens mud wrestling pit.
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