What would you do if you woke up and michael jackson was staring at you?
by 
chance9888
ANSWERS: 96
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Scream!!!!
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run and run fast,,,
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He better have a big role of cash in his hands for scaring the shit outta me.
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Hey white bread wotchoo starin at bro?
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Kill him with the sword I keep next to my bed.
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I would use his famous dance leg move and kick him right in the balls. Then tell him: Next time send Janet.
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I'd probably scream and dial 911. That guy is so scary looking now, he doesn't look human. Dude, seriously, there is a point (that you've long passed) where it's too much plastic surgery!
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*barf*
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Scream and tell to get out or I will kick his ass out
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i have two boys so i would say what the hell, go back to wherever you have the merry go round but guess what..my two boys are staying right here! and damn what are you doing in my bed idont ever get that drunk.
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Scream!
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Go back to sleep and try the waking up thing again later.
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I would check to see if my pants have been untied or my shirt untucked.
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He really looks like the grim reaper these days so I would probably soil my undies.
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I'd take the knife that I keep under my pillow & stab the pedophile
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id take the shot gun from under my pillow and kick his (censored for all the little kiddies) i wouldn't fire unless i had too.
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I would scream and attack him with something near by... Oh MY!! That would be sooooo freakin' terrifying!!
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I'd probably stare at him blankly, and in my half-asleep stupor say Hi and ask him if he wanted some cereal.
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See if that nose is really detachable. That one picture would make me rich.
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You mean after the first five seconds of "What the fuck is going on???"-thoughts? Well, look at my avatar. See that sword behind me? It's only a poorly made replica, but it'll get the job done Im certain
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I'm gonna kick the shit outta him right away
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Kick his rear.
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i'd tell him to sing thriller or get the f- outta my house.
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attack him without fear of killing him... either he broke into my house or kidnapped me... either way he is a threat.
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cry
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get my gun
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I would probably scream and freak out
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LOL! What's with the Michael Jackson questions? If I woke up and he was staring at me, I would... say hi to him and ask what he wants...? :)
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Scream Hit him (with a baseball bat, i got one in the other room) and call the cops.
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Scream!!! That is one scary face!
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Scream haha.
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I will shoot him with my gun which i always keep under my pillow :)
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i'll say...beat it!
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Throw some MEK(MethylEthylKetone) on his plastic ass face and watch it melt....
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Say HELLO !
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I'd moonwalk all up and down his ass!
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Sleep again (a.k.a. die)
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I'd say, "Could you rub my back?"
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I'd tell him to beat it!
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Thank my lucky stars that I'm an adult.
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pee !
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Im cracking up right now...but Id probably shit a diamond studded glove!
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Haha, oh lord... I do believe I would bludgeon him to death.
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i'd ask him to scratch my balls.
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help a ggggg ghost!
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I would run to my sons room and make sure he was OK. LOL What a freak MJ was!
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Well...now I really WOULD scream!
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If I was home in bed most likely I would shoot him or stab him. If I was elsewhere then different actions would be called for.
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I'd freak out because I'd either be dead or else I have just learned that there are such things as ghosts! Either way is not a situation I'd want to be in!
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Wonder if I died too!! Then I would give him a HUGE HUG knowing we were both in heaven and enjoying good music and being with unjudgemental people, then we would go play games since everyone will be innocent like children and playing all the time.
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assume I was dreaming and go with it.
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ask him for a million or two
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Fall back asleep I hope I was dreaming
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scream like a little girl and then die of fright
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I would jump up and I would tell him to beat it, lol
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You mean like zombie Michael?! I would scream, unless he started to dance to thriller... Too soon?
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I'd close my eyes and roll over and go back to sleep. Then I'd kill whoever pulled that prank. And no I wouldn't be shocked, I've woken up next to the Burger King before.
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cry...just cry:P
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get help
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Likely if he was still alive he would be in bad shape.
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Scream
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I can get scared easily anyhow, so I am sure I would SCREAM! I would not be expecting him to be there, since he is not alive any more. Plus, just me waking up & it being his face I see would scare me anyway.
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I'd smile and laugh and ask him where Elvis is. q:)
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I would be amazed! Even though many people (my hubby included) don't like him because of the publicity over the past years, and the pedophile accusations, he was and always will be one of the most talented, charismatic and energetic people ever put on this planet. So, that being said, I would thank him for all of his dedication and endurance in making this world a better place with his music, and shake his hand or give him a hug. He deserves our respect and admiration, at least. I would then wish him the best in his new life, and go back to sleep.
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well, when I was about 14, I used to have a HUGE crush on him. Now this was back in the Thriller days, in the early 80s. Anyways, I woke up standing in front of his poster! I was dreaming that I walked up to him, and he was gonna kiss me (lmao, yeah!) and well, woke that way. Apparently that was the only time I ever sleep walked! hehe!
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Well first scream... then tell him wtf r u doing here.. Thennnnn problyyy give him a hugg:).
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Make a full pot this morning
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Holy crap! I must have reversed aged to 12 while sleeping because Michael Jackson is over my bed looking at me!
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Sream (in a good way) the i would tell him i love him !♥
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Whoa, FREAK OUT!
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i would kick him in the nuts to make him die slowly
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I am dead!
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I'd stop smoking whatever it was I was smoking before I passed out.
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I'd give him a hug and let him know I was glad he was back.
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I would first of all congratulate him for his album thriller and then ask him to give me some tips on how to become a famous and successful popstar like him and touch the lives of so many people.....
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slap him for breaking in
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I'd assume I was in Hell.
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I would want to ask him if this was heaven or hell
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I'm too old for Him. ;) . So I'd say: "What the fuck are You doing in my house creep?!"
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Dam I forgot to turn off the tv!!
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I'd tell him to beat it. ...just beat it.
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That can't possibly happen because hes dead.
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I'm safe I'm not a little kid
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tell him to beat it .... then i would rephrase that comment . ;-)
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Scream bloody murder.
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go back to sleep as soon as i realised it was a nightmare
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Make a mental note to get my prescription changed and go back to sleep.
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i would ask him hows things going,and note to self;get more of that stuff as soon as mj went away.
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Shoot him with a 9 mm pistol and say "Stupid zombie! Go back to molesting poor, little ghosts!"
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ask what he wanted for breakfast
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i will be glad. i will start a little conversation........about his childrens, and so many interesting things to discus. i will stare too. i will say to him. good morning, have take your breakfast?
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I'd scream like a little girl!!!
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Try and go back to sleep
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I think i'm dreaming
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Try to wake up again
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you know what i'd do??? Give him a big hug, kiss him + then shag him + marry him :) oooft he's soo sexxxy
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