If you could grade your s/o on how well they give you back massages what would be the final grade?
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anonymous
ANSWERS: 19
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My boyfriend gets a F because he won't give me a back massage.
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I give her a C because she doesn't participate in the daily class exercises.
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Mine gets an A+, because he is a licensed massage therapist. He was the valedictorian of his class at the New York Institute of Massage. I'm quite proud of him.
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I must give my husband an A+! He gives me back scratches and massages every night when I go to bed. :)
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WHEN he does it is an A++
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A+!
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I'll grade me ex...I'll give her a C-
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i give joey an a+++++
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My ex never rubbed my back. He says he's no good. And he's right..he sucked. F+++
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Back when he could, there were not enough plus signs to put with his A. His foot massages were even better.
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A for effort, but C for performance... He really does try! :)
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A+++++++++++++++ He has been an massage therapist and teacher for many years. He's awesome. Swedish, Deep Tissue, Shiatsu, Thai, Jin Shin, Hot Stone, Passive joint, lymphatic, spa treatments and talc powder massage. He does them all an dmore:-)
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He's getting a big F- because he never even tries, says his hands always hurt from working. Psh
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I'll give Xing an E for effort. Her hands are tiny. I have huge back muscles. You really gotta dig in. She just can't do it. Yes, she's Asian, but no happy ending to those massages. LOL!
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A +
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A++
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B+
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My wife has earned an F- due to lack of trying, lack of interest. After 25 years of marriage, she's never even made the effort (and yes, I give her massages all the time).
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D He doesn't offer but if I ask he'll try but usually ends up just hurting me.
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