MEN ONLY: If you could, would you give yourself a blowjob? Have you?
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Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two..
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Of course I would and I'm not afraid to tell the world either.
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Why...not? Would you?
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Nope, no I wouldn't.
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Haahaa...Mimi!!!...shame on you girl!! <eyes wide open, big grin>
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Well if they ever did, they wouldnt need us gals would they ;)
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no
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I'm not a dude, but I answer that question with a question: Why do dogs lick their privates? Because they can. So that tells me that if a man could even barely touch his tongue the tip of his weiner, he probably would just cause he could ; )
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Good God, this one caught me off guard deargirl, I kept reading the question out loud over n' over again followed by a very dazed "By Mimi", ;) Im glad to see a tad bit of the raunch coming' out of you finally though, was starting to wonder just where all the buttons are on you darling..c,") That information may prove useful in the future innit? ;p Marilyn Manson removed a pair of his own ribs in order to make that possible for himself, he's admitted on many occasions that he enjoys auto-fellatio as a regular part of foreplay, now what would you say to that aye? lol. And as for me deargirl, well lets just say good 'Service' isnt hard to find thesedays ;). So much so Ive never really gotten round to thinking about it.., hmm? whats you make of that -- a man who'd you defy finally aye? ;)
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well ya obviousely search how to give yourself ma blowjob on google if you cant and theres a freaking instructions lol(and in your mind/mine "yes finally!!!")
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i can and i can get about 5 out of 7 inches in my mouth. i suck my own cock afew and swallow times a day.
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If someone offers, even It would be my first... I go!
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Yes if someone could offer me
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yeah would i would it would be great,i heard a romour that marilyn manson had his 2 bottom ribs removed so he could but i dont know if thats true.
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All the time
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My husband can suck himself and cums in his mouth and he even swallows it. I would not have believed it could be done until I saw him do it. He said he has been doing it since he was about 13 he is now 33.
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No I wouldn't and no I have not done that to myself. I prefer the company of others.
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would if I could
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hell no
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Yes I would.
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yes it eould be great
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Sure I would. However, I'm not that flexible.
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ok im not a guy but it would be cool to watch
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Hell yeah i've tried, i need a longer cock or long neck. I'd tell the world i could do it and swallow it too.
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I used to be able to get the head in, but i was younger then, not as flexible now... I would if i could. Its not like its any gayer than giving yourself a handjob, and then i could give my girl tips!
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You bet I would! Sadly, I've never been that flexible. And, Like PeterODB, I'd swallow, too.
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Yes, I have done it many times and its very pleasureable.
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Yes I have/would. I am fortunate enough to have a fairly long member. I can take the head, and maybe an inch of shaft. I'm really terrible though. I can't even get close to climax. Aside from that, my back hurts tremendously every time I try. On a funny side note... I can't touch my toes.
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lmao.....lmao....naaaa
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Hmm never thought of it...but im pretty flexable!
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Sure, but I'm not close to flexible enough for that.
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If I could, hell yes.
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Sure, I'd love to do that, it would be much better than masturbating with a hand:-)
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Intriguing...wonder if some rope would help those who aren't that limber to do it themselves.....Personally, I'm built more stoutly than a reed, but I believe I certainly would give 'er a try if I could.
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I always considered this as such a taboo thing to do, so even to think about attempting to do it would be out of the question for me.
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yes i would if i could.
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Yes i would. I know where i have been.
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yes I would, but I am not that Flexible, or that endowed.
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Yep. My stomach gets in the way though and yes I have tried before and it didn't work.
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If I could give myself a blowjob I would probably still make the honey do it. I'm juts lazy that way. Plus, how could I do it and talk on the phone or drive at the same time?
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check this out and take notes guys: http://theperfectphallus.blogspot.com/2008/01/timmy-from-boston.html
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Ask my hubby that and he said he may have never gotten married if had been limber enough to do himself. Said he'd do it in a heart beat. So I just make him jealous by showing him how good it is...
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yup. i have. im sixteen and i give myself a blowjob 2 or three times a week. the other days i just have a wank. the trick is not actually flexing the lower back but bending the upper back and neck. i can get my lips about halfway down my 6 1/2 inch dick yum yum
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You know, if I could do that I would have never gotten married the first time around and would have saved myself hundreds of thousands of dollars. :)
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I've tried to but couldn't, damn wish i could because i love cock and would love to give myself a blowjob each day.
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If I could I would do it every day lol
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I would be all over that!
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the real question is would it be concidered gay or desprit? or both?
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As a latin american male: i understand were ur comming from, balieve me i do. now lets say that this happened out of no were that men have that cammon capibility, then it would be a taboo among staight conservitive men and or the macho egotistic kind. masterbation is a hard topic for men in general so amagine shelf oral pleasure.... on the other hand if we can always be able to do this then it would be as natural as a morning wood. what i was asking was an opinion behind ur question the answer to my question wouldve helped understand the answer ur looking for. thank u and it did make me think.....
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Yes I would and Yes I did when I was younger. I have tried to not so long ago and will try again as soon and I will try again soon as my one shoulder heals up. If I can get back to doing it I will turn the cam on.
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ur welcome, my opinion is that there is no single answer to anything jusy endless possebilitys. i balieve the true point is a question understanding and mutual respect.
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Hell yeah. I've tried alot of times but just can't reach it.
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yes when i was younger I use to be able to put just the head in my mouth. now being older i still wish i could.i never had the opertunity to get my self off, but i with i could....
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Certainly.
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In a heartbeat.
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i envy my dog
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Why the hell would I do this myself? I would much rather watch a beautiful woman work it over like she never wanted anything so bad in her life, all along knowing what I was going to do to her next.
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If I was that flexible I would.
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Can't, so never have. Would if I could. Doubt I'd swallow, though.
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i would and i would swallow also
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well ive already replied, but i thought i would update that now im stretching... i can basically deepthroat my 6 1/2 inch dick now. im pretty proud! but ive gone off of the taste of my cum. its disgusting. but my cock just tastes delicious. i cant get enough of it.
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i most certainly would if i could. Unfortunately i can't Mimi
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If guys could give themselves blowjobs we would all still be living in caves..... ;~)
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I wonder why she likes it?
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HELL YEAH!
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No, BJ in my freaky head is the woman's commitment to my cock. The rare times my gf deepthroated me, I fall in love in euphoria.
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No I would not, The hand is all good :)
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love to suck myself. have been doing it for almost 30 years. been married for 25. my wife does not like oral sex anymore so i pleasure myself. i swallow my cum in many different ways.
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Of course. I think every man would. But I really think that it is anatomically impossable.
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Hell yeah!
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When I was younger (read: more flexible) I could - and did 'treat' myself occasionally. 8^p After catching me in the act, my ex-wife coerced (blackmailed?) me into demonstrating my talent for a couple we were "especially" close friends with. Quite a memorable night - about 25 years ago....
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If I could I would, but sadly I can't...
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A blowjob is a blowjob, is a blowjob, is a blowjob regardless of how it's attained.
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Once there was a man name Rick, Who did enjoyed playing with his dick. He thought That was just fine, But it blew other Folk's minds. So don't worry abut me, And just take care of thee. What I do is for me, And nothing to do with your sexuality
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I have always thought of wanting to suck my own dick. That would be awesome. But unfotunately, I can't. All I can do is fondle my dick and then lick my hand and fingers.
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I would never leave the house.
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i would lol, and i am that flexible xD so yeahhhh lol
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I WOULD DEFINITELY & WON'T BE SCARED TO TELL EITHER.
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HaHa so this is what you get upto on here Mimi you naughty girl! Damn right! every guy would if they could! and if some one says they wouldnt they are lying!
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Heck Yeah!! Ive gone many a night where a decent bj would have been the world to me, and you have to admit that after awhile your hand does become quite familiar, and if theres not someone else to remedy this situation , well then .........yeah, it'd b pretty awesome. Ive never tried it but now its in my head so.....
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Can and have, buddy.
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If all men could give themselves blowjobs, women will no longer be needed and the human race would die out
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I can, and I have. Multiple times.
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If I could I most definitely would. I've tried a few times, but all i can do is get it just outta tongues reach, but my g/f wants me to practice and try to succeed so she can see it.(and last time we checked she 'finished' me while I was bent and pointed at my face. just to "prepare me") Also cause she has TMJ so she can't go long without her jaw bugging her, so that would be another advantage to being able to.....c'est la vie.
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Every minute of the day!!!!!
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OH HELL YEAH!
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hECK YEAH!!!!!!
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if only I could....aaaaah....
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dude if i could do it i would NEVER again leave my house lol hahaha
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Of course. I have not limbered up enough yet but I am working on it
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if i was a guy! yesssss! IM A GIRL AND COULD PROBBALY EAT MYSELF OUT BUT I WOULDNT. IM A CHEERLEADER THATS WHY IM SO FLEXIBLE HAHAH!
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dude i would never leave my house again if i could do that.....
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if i could i would never leave my house
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ohh i can do it my penis is the long of 2 rulers and i am flexible
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Ok ; I will admit to TRYING ; BUT I can't do it ... But; like Howard Stern said ... IF I was able to give myself oral ; I'd NEVER leave the house ....
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It would be a dream come true! Or would that be a wet dream? I used to try, but gave up long ago, and at my age, not likely to succede either! Congrats to all of you who can!
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Absolutely! I'm not flexible enough, but I've done something similar - I've come in my own mouth several times.
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Reminds me of that old joke "Why does a dog lick his balls? ... Answer: Because he can!" Of course I would --- and I would fill my mouth up with cum and swallow with a smile! However, I cannot ... so I will have to rely on my lady for that pleasure! Damn!
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fuck yea
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of course i would. i still dream about the days i was able to do this..
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yea i was kickboxing for 10 years and i was able to do all kind of splits and one of the reasons i did them on a daily basis was to be able to suck myself hehe.. btw i really dream of this and boy those dreams are wet lol
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