The executioner asks you if he can do anything for you before he executes you, any last requests?
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Highlander is semi-retired from AB
ANSWERS: 20
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Change places with me.
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Quit his job.
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I'd ask to get stupidly drunk! That way I'll be giggling and laughing my head off, literally!
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Last rights and a hail mary
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Let me screw the wardens wife...;)
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just make it snappy mate!
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"Yeah, you can let me go!"
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Yea, please don't kill me.
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Make my family play these song at my funeral in this order: 1. Where Sould Meets Body-Death Cab for Cutie 2. Party! Party! Party!-Andrew W. K. 3. Mad World-Gary Jules 4. Her Lazer Light Eyes (original)-Nullsleep
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Ask him to meditate about whether the path he has chosen in life is really the best he can do..ask him to meditate a nice, long time..ask him to do it elsewhere where there is no distraction..tell him you're in no hurry..you'll be glad to give him all the time he needs to meditate properly! :)
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Not be happy for a day in the rest of his life and live with severe guilt, never being able to sleep.
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could you wait..oh, say...another 100 yrs before we do this?
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I have some overdue library books that need to be returned.
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let me fuck a girl
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grant me another 300 years of life
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try not to swing like a pansy
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Learn fluent Japanese?
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can you execute yourself first?
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Yes, please give me the key to my shackles. :-)
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plz tell the makers of family guy to continue the chicken fight clips........*dies*
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