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you dont..... the ones i know are always angry
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Categorize his/her question under England;)
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Tell that person he/she is really ENGLISH...
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you imitate there accent.
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Tell them your English. Truly we had this Scottish guide when we went up to Loch Ness and he was so anti english that even though we spoke with Aussie accents (living in Australia for 34 years) I was too scared to tell him I was born in England.
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Aye laddy, ask 'im for a wee bit o' haggis, ask why he isn't wearin' a wee kilt, offer to play the bagpipes, and imitate 'is accent poorly.
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Refer to them as being Scotch, instead of Scottish, or a Scot! Scotch is a drink people!
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Tell them they are BRITISH. Telling them they are English just makes yourself look like a fool as England and Scotland are two different countries but calling them British is something that, technicaly, they are but which they are trying not to be!
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Go on, tell me! Im scottish so annoy me lol....
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Tell him that it is his round?
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you on purpose call then either of the following: 1) english 2) irish 3) welsh 4) new zelander. andthey wont talk to y ou for the next 2 weeks.
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tell them they belong to England
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Ask them if they live near the scotch tape factory!
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Nick the key to their drinks cabinet.
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Call them Irish.
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Constantly ask them why they are wearing a skirt.
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Poke them a wee bit!
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Sing "I'm too Scottish for my haggis" to them!
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Run up to one of them and say, "I've got a claymore for ya, Jimmy." They hate that.
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Shag his wee dog
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Brag in a Scottish pub about how much fun you had when you were in England. (I would NOT - NOT! ever do that.)
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Ask for some money. lol, we're notoriously tight fisted.
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Don't imitate the accent...just don't. I know how I speak. Ah cannie help it.
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Probabl;y not annoying, but did you know that In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. Shows what the British think of the Scotts. (Double T to annoy).
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you can tell them that they wear skirts/dresses.
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call them english... that always annoys me!
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Well clearly some may well be annoyed but as a Scot I find myself worrying about the fact that nobody seems to know how to really annoy us. I have read all 26 answers so far and not one of them make the grade. Will be back to see if someone can get it right.
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Im scottish! Ways English people annoy me... 1) Call me Jock 2) Say - " och aye the noo " 3) Say im british 4) Remind me England is better at football 5)Ask if i eat haggis neeps and tatties EVERY DAY LOL just jokin i dont mind =D
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Call them English
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Ask them who got the Poll Tax first!!
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Look under their kilt.
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Say "och aye the noo Jimmy" to us. In English it means "oh yes the now James"; what does that even mean??
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Look up his kilt
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Imitate a bagpipe
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Call them SCOTCH! Lots of people think it's a proper term for Scottish people. But it's not! Scotch is a DRINK!
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Take away their Glenlivet and no more playin on St.Andrews ya great scottish poof.And oh yea,William Wallace was gay.
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I saw a Scot and a Jew waiting for a bus, and when it came around the corner the Scot ran up a block to meet it and the Jew ran down a block to wait for it. So I said, "All right, boys, I know you're both stingy, but what's the story? Why did you do different things?" And the Jew said "I wanted a longer ride for my money," and the Scot said "I wanted to keep my money longer!"
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Call him English
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Speak French to them :) That was for Mental Mum!
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A swift kick up his Sporran usually does the trick:-)
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get him to admit he's wrong. i did xD he chucked me out of his class and cried.
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ask homwhats under his kilt ... that always annoys me
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I'm Scottish and nothing annoys me, we are above all that ;-) My favourite Scottish joke is: "What's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut?" "You can get a drink out of a coconut"
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Remind them that the Irish were able to win back their country, and not them. >_>
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Pretend to have a scottish accent and act like them, with bad acting. that would annoy me, but im not Scottish.
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Tell him its his round next.
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call him english!!
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Call them Scotch
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punch them in the face
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try to repeat everything they say in a scottish accent :)
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say: Glenrothes!
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Wash out their kilt with sandpaper.
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Tell them that if any Scottish person is seen walking around the town of York with a bow and arrow they can be killed for it.:)
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tell them if they don't want to be apart of how england runs the system then they best fuck off. it's a motorbike and sidecar situation. they'd be going nowhere without us. I was on a plane to turkey and some scottish person decided to be unkind and press the button to move her chair back. i'm not against the button but she was nearly vertical and so i asked her to move her chair forward politely. she said no and so i said 'i can do this (kick her chair) for the next 3 hours'. i done it and it pissed them off. and the flight back they were infront again and it was night time flight and they didn't do it. they learnt a lesson.
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ask them if they're english :P but you might get hit so stand back a bit.
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Call them english.
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call yourself scottish when you're actually american who's distant ansestor knew someone who came from scotland. annyos the hell outa me.
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Ask (a guy) them skirts meant for girls? ((Act extremely shocked and confused))
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Breathe.
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nice skirt,do you shave your legs too?
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I don't know.. but I do it to Tom all the time... (giggle's) ☺
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Tell them England sold the Country to the Irish for Nessy. And now there are some new laws. No Drinking anywhere but home. All Scott's are now to be referred to as wee foke. Kilts are now to be called dresses. Golf has been baned. Nothing is allowed to be green or red. TV stations are no longer to broadcast anything other than Benny Hill and Monty Python. And no more Drinking at home.
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Ask them for money. ;)
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"So Scotland is like one of the states of England, right?"
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yell "last call ".
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Yell out, "Will ye nae listen ta raison, laddie!?". http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/410807
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Epoxy a number of pennies to the sidewalk.
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Use improper grammar?
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Fill his bagpipes with cheese whiz.
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constanly call him/her "firecrotch" or is it the irish who are more redheaded.
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lock them up with the english for a few decades
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scream in their face YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM
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Call their football-team Englands little leage-team.
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hit him in the balls watch how he gets mad as hell lolz
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Make fun of there accent.
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Ask if they're Irish.
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ask 'what do they wear underneath their kilts'.
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