ANSWERS: 6
  • Okay, so what's wrong with ... wine, grapes, crackers, and cheese, ... and maybe some other sliced fruit, like apples, and strawberries ?
    • Linda Joy
      Sounds good! I'll bring the chocolate!
    • Linda Joy
      Virtual crackers don't leave crumbs!
    • Ice man
      Hey honey, it's your bed. I was going to do this in the living room, but thay's up to you. : )
  • A Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, one of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper, a couple of flashlight batteries and some beef jerky.
    • Ice man
      You forgot the condoms.
    • Linda Joy
      My mom liked 3 musketeers! Which combs? The decorative ones women use to hold their hair back and stay in the hair or the rat tail comb, the basic black pocket comb or the rainbow colored pick? Beef jerky is the answer to one of my trivia questions!
    • Linda Joy
      Yeah, you could probably stuff all that stuff in the condom and tie it off. Then you won't have to worry about it getting wet by the pool! Hahaha!
    • Ice man
      Oh my god,.. an ounce of sensibility ! I had to drink copious amounts of liquor and listen to a great rock n' roll band until midnight .. just to find out .. I don't have to worry about what's stuffed into a condom ! Where's my buddy "Beaker", when I need him ?
  • Stay away from "the grapes of raughth
    • Linda Joy
      I've never met a wrathful grape!
  • Some of your peach cobbler, please. With ice cream.
    • Linda Joy
      Sure sweetie! What to drink with that?
    • we are dough 68
      Peach schnapps and pineapple juice, please.
  • I had my last drink on June 14, 1965, so I would prefer some grapes.
  • Fermented grapes are the best, a nice shiraz perhaps.

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