• Too funny. There has to be a zipper. LOL
    • Linda Joy
      I'm not trying to get too personal here and you don't have to answer at all if you don't want to. But the way you said there has to be a zipper I'm just curious is it required for the fantasy? The whole knowing what's behind the zipper kind of thing? Or are you just thinking logically that there has to be a zipper there? Personally I'm seeing that crotch cup as an easy access way of getting to the goods while avoiding taking that hot leather outfit off! Although my mouth is watering Just thinking about all those wonderful toys he's got in that utility belt!
    • Anoname
      I think he ment for going to the bathroom. They can't all have filtration systems like Iron-man's suit.
    • Linda Joy
      Why not? We have the technology! Anyway I see no need for a zipper. Removal of codpiece will suffice. But to each their own. Iron Man is hot! I want to be his alloy!
  • I prefer Superman, and yes, Velcro would be nice!!! those thighs! - sigh -
    • Linda Joy
      To each their own, but as far as I'm concerned tights don't even compare to that leather!
    • Linda Joy
      Although the thighs of a dancer are the things some very nice dreams are made of.
  • 7-16-2017 That only depends on who you want him to show it to.
    • Linda Joy
      Or who he wants to show it to I mean ultimately that is what it boils down to. It's only mine in my fantasies.
  • What makes you think Batman's crotch is leather and not skin ... like the rest of us ?? : )
    • beaker95
      My crotch is made of the finest silk, woven from the larvae of the mulberry silkworm Bombyx Mori.
    • Ice man
      And just how am I supposed to sleep tonight, knowing that ?
    • Linda Joy
      The codpiece is part of the suit, sweetie!
  • nnaybe
  • There should be no codpiece at all.....and the spandex should be white so we can see the bulge better. :'D Screw it, let's just rename him Balletman. :P
    • Linda Joy
      Blasphemy! lol
  • I don't have any desire to rip off Batman's codpiece but I accept this is your fantasy (are you secretly Catwoman Linda?).😄 Now he's abandonded the traditional superhero underpants over tights look I would guess he uses extra strong Bat-velcro to avoid wardrobe malfunctions when fighting the Joker's henchmen so you would have to pull quite hard to rip it off, or just use your Catwoman cunning & guile.
    • Linda Joy
      lol I was younger when I posted this. And I had a lot more energy and desire back then!
  • I prefer the more classic comic book portrayals. Batman doesn't wear a codpiece...or any other pieces of armor. Black Panther doesn't run around in a Vibranium Iron Man suit. The Beast isn't blue or furry. etc.
    • Linda Joy
      Never was much into the comic books. But I'd love to have batman's utility belt! Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
      In the comics, they were inventions of either himself or (more often, especially in the 60s and later) of Wayne Enterprises. "Bruce Wayne" would evaluate the inventions of his huge corporation, and the ones that were most useful to Batman (not only utility belt, but for the vehicles as well) he would "keep for himself" (never market).
  • Not needed. He has a permanent condom that rolls down his junk and it has a tube attached to it so pee will go out the heel of his boot.
    • Linda Joy
      The condom doesn't work like a jock strap, and you should know more about this than me! Go ahead, let someone punch you in your condom and see how much it protects you! lol.
    • Linda Joy
      After a little more thought, and not a whole lot... The thought of a permanent condom seems a little disgusting! There's a reason those things are disposable!
    • wiseacre
      You got it, that was part of the joke. lol

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