• 6-19-2017 Yes, I heard one just today.
    • Linda Joy
      Tell, me about it!
    • Jewels Vern
      "The Joys Of Growing Old" - I forgot what I was going to say.
    • Linda Joy
      That's why you should have said it the first time around when you did remember it. LOL
    • Jewels Vern
  • There was this guy, thomas monson, he said he was a prophet of his god.
  • I once realized I could never think of a good joke when asked to deliver one so I memorized 20 blonde jokes. Those always crack me up. My favorite is, What is a sure fire way to kill a blonde? Answer: Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool.
    • Linda Joy
      Or a mirror!
    • Anoname
      Vanity - your name is blonde.
  • There is this guy named joe. He says Satan is Jesus' brother.
  • A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing." At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3,000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground. The instructor ran to where she crashed and pulled her out of the helicopter. He asked her, "What went wrong?" The blonde said, "At 2,500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
    • Linda Joy
  • not lately

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