If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so you could go out and get some? (Extra points for creativity)
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ANSWERS: 100
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Man only. Two pot covers. one for the front, one for the back, held on with a piece of garden hose. Walk very slooooooowly.
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Get a couple of the breakfast/tv trays..one for the front on in the back..grab some duct tape..Purple duct tape of course..wanna look nice..tape them together at the sides and go
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Well, there is always the trusty garbage bag with a hole for your head.
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Bedsheets, curtains, place mats for sunny weather. If you have a coconut in the house and no big breasts you could rig up a cute top!
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i would make a dress out of my shower curtan.
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Bubble wrap!
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A bath towel toga, of course! What other clothing is needed?!!?
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Logically, blankets. For fun . . as a male, I would use a didgeridoo for the front (and yes, I have one) and a French Horn (yes, I have one) for the back. I'm sure the neighbors would be talking for years!!!!
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going with the duct tape idea, just for get going out to buy clothes, just make them out of duct tape!!! who needs walmart when you've got duct tape?
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Why would I want to cover myself , G?? What makes you think I'd want to hide my pride and joy away? Get it out in the open, I know I have.
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Tissue box or cushions
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Points for a fun, quirky question:) If I were coming out from my home office, I'd use my world map taped up for a skirt with pasties made from post-its (the rainbow ones!)
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One of those cheap black garbage bags..cut a hole in the bottom for my head..make some armholes...then blow dry it till it is a bit more form fitting...hmmm..who needs more clothes?
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Not a problem for someone who hangs out in Indonesian annually. ANy piece of material, sheets etc can be tied into a lovely kain or sewn into a sarong. Sarongs can be pulled up over the breasts and tied...That's mostly what I wear during the summer anyway. LOL
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I think I could make a very nice bikini with some white cabbage leaves. being white it would make me look more tanned too.
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A large red duffel bag, cut out holes for arms, legs and leave the zipper down far enough for head. (that zipper part could have double meaning I suppose)
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Oh probably make a skirt from CD's taped together wtih duct tape (in my head it looks very cool) and probably a tube top made from paper mache..
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Paper kitchen roll if size not important
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Aluminum foil wrapped tightly to resemble one of those sexy little black dresses. No...on second thought...Ive got way too much poking out in the wrong places to wear anything tight..even aluminum foil.
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I would wrap foil around my body starting under the arms and going to just above the knee, held together with brightly coloured clothes pegs, and possibly a wrapping or two of cling film over the top to help prevent rips.
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i would use my living room curtains, can be made easily into a sarong or muu-muu
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Tortilla and spaghetti bikini!
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the drapes, like gone with the wind.... or like at a toga party... haha
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I'd just use a curtain or kitchen roll!....I;d add my feather boa for style though...it's red ;)
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I'd wrap myself up in all of my blinking Christmas lights and put it on FLASH mode. I'd then get out our 20' orange extension cord and give my wife a battery----in which she would plug me in. I would then be her Rudolph on a leash and then go shopping for some clothes.
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I wouldn't cover myself at all, I'd simply walk out of the house and go get some. I mean what do you have to be ashamed of, or embarrassed of?
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I'd put my fish into two seperate plastic baggies, tape them to my chest.. Then tape my plastic animal collection to my bottom (and better) half. And call myself "The Semi-Jungle Woman", move to New York, and join the Naked Cowboy. You'll hear about me one day. I swear it.
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I would wrap a bed sheet or some curtains around me like the Indian attire, sari.
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I imagine I could take the inside out of a couch cushion and wear it as pants, or just make a tablecloth toga.
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I'd make me a pair of undies and a bra out of aluminum foil and use a shower curtain as a toga and head to the nearest thrift store.
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Hmmmm.... either sheets for a sarong dress thingy or a couple of heavy duty garbage bags
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Printer paper glued together and then pasted onto myself, but not before, of course, being decorated in a lovely floral pattern with magic markers.
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Hell I'd just slip a sock on and walk out the front door.
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Get some what?? A flat monitor for the front. A math textbook for the back.
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My hair is long enough to cover my top half and for my bottom half I'd make a skirt out of......................<contemplates>...............tinfoil.......>^-^<
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Goggles,snorkel, and fins
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Googles, snorkel, and fins.
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I'm a fox so I don't need clothes cuz I have fur.
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Well I think I would use the local paper as my skirt nicely taped with once again duct tape at the waist too look like a belt, and sea shells from my garden to cover my upper portions and wall'la!
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I would toga wrap my diningroom drapes around my butt and run to Wal-Mart. Those folks don't care how ya look.
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i guess i'll wear a sando bag... juz cut the handle so it'll be my sleeves... ^^
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Take all the paper towels off the roll and slide the tube on my _______. Then tape the tube to a dishtowel which would cover my ass.
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If I were going out to "get some" the pseudo-clothes would be unnecessary, no? ;-)~
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I would cover my chest with my large black and white cat, he is big enough to cover me. For my crotch I would make an aluminum foil pair of panties.
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I'd just wear one big wooly sock. Where is up to your imagination.
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Just my 2 hands is enough to cover my FACE and not my body. I will cover my face so nobody will know who own that naked body trying to get out from the house to get a clothes.
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two costers held on by phone cord and a trash bag on the bottem with holes for legs tied on by the string used to pull down the stars to the atic
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The shower curtain
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I'll use my mind, i'll pretend that im not naked, then im not naked ^_^
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The full-size gazebo which was too big for our garden.
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Are you kidding - there is no bravery here - it would definately be my doona !
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What's wrong with a bath towel? That worked last week.
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I would get a table cloth and wear it like an Indian sari, you can learn how to tie them on the internet.
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I'd use a poster of a body builder
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Cloth Place mats for a skirt and doilies for a top.
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three pillows
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Aluminum foil.
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I would go with Aluminum foil, and to rough out those nasty edges I would use Saran Wrap. This way the aliens won't get my information AND I'll look stylish!
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a flower vase...thats all i would need
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I'd make a cute little leather skirt and top from a shammy or chamois.
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Wrap youself up in aluminum foil and tell any gawkers you are giving your tin-man/woman costume a test run before Halloween gets here....
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Body suit made with extra dark tanning spray (on my extra white skin) & napkins tied together for a mini-skirt.
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The living room curtains to create a dress a la Scarlett O'Hara. "I saw it hanging in a window, and I couldn't resist."
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A big lamp cover, put both legs through it and hold it up...
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take down cloth shower curtain. turn upside down. leave rings on. STYLISH!
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i would use a painting of sadam hussian or hitler. they cld kiss my ass..x
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I have a really neat swing in my home , so If I'm going out swinging , I'll wrap my swing around me - lol +5
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i only cover my face with cooker so noby can recognise me....
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duct tape
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Sew some sheet(s) in some way to cover myself.
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I would use some sheets to cover myself up and use some safety pins to hold it together.
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i'd make a duct tape over paper bikini (the paper so it wont be painful for easy removal...)
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I'd use a tablecloth to fashion a toga.
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well big drums (storage)
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I would turn my silk sheets into a dress / toga thing using the cell phone chargers wires (belts) and some of the big plastic clip things on my computer desk. I'm thinking shoes could be fashioned out of the old DVD cases I have laying around, tying them on with the same electrical cord theory that I used for the dress.
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My knee high soccer sock. Only one. Use your imagination and exagerate my idea................
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A sheet, wrapped as a sari, would be my choice.
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i only cover my head along with face by wearing a COOKER....thats all...
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I would use a sheet and try to find a toga party.
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blankets and quilts. just say it's a toga.
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The best way to 'get some' would be to not wear anything at all, it only takes a few postal workers or other workmen to see your beaver and your off and running.
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Tea towels, ever heard of the Dance of the Seven Veils??
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I would use a large potholder for my right boob, and small potholder for my left one, and a whole roll of paper towels to cover my private parts.
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I'd take down the curtans and make one of those robes like the romans use-to wear. anything that can cover the private parts will work.
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Well draped saran wrap, a la "Fried Green Tomatoes"...
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twist white sheets into togas....cotton ones, so Im nice and fresh....
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no clothes at all huh? well, i've got this body length pillow on my bed...holdin' it up against me it would do the job for my front, and the back, well my pride and joy can be seen :D
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nothin or get a grocery bag and cut two holes in it and put it on me
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for the bottom i would use a pillow wrapped around myself with a shoelace, and i would paint on a shirt
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My guitar...and I would play and sing on my way...
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GO OUT AND GET SOME HMM TRICKY PILLOW CASE SHEETS LIKE TOGA OF COURSE MAYBE A TOWEL DRAPED ON HEAD AND CURTAINS IN BEDROOM ARE RED VELVET WOULD MAKE A NICE CAPE.
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I'd get two teacups and put string around the handles, drape the string over my shoulders with the cups covering up my boobs(the cups are small) and hook it under my legs and meet the string with the handles at the front. The lower half a tea towel with the corners tied round my legs to cover my bum and front bits!! :D No actually safety pins are more reliable! LOL At this question!
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I'm torn between wax paper and newspaper. Wax paper is a good choice because usually it just sits in the drawer and doesn't get used for anything anyway. Plus, with a little oil you can make it more translucent, and upgrade the naughtiness factor of your outfit. (Which is already significantly naughty. LOL!) Newspaper is good because it's plentiful. I'd use the Sunday cartoon supplement for the colour. The risk, of course, is that people are trying to read your butt while you're standing in queues.
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I would get some certains for my shirt. Pillow cases for my underware. Have my dogs cover up my underware.
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I'll use leaves..Ü Isn't it what Adam and Eve used?Ü
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my paws
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I have some old dining chairs in my garage I could take the material from the seat covers and use duct tape to form the seams and give it a contemporary modern look to make a skirt and top. For shoes I think I could cut some cardboard and again use duct tape to cover it and give it an attractive look.
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I would wrap myself up very nicely in the bedsheets and make my own toga. If anyone did ask me what happened to my clothes, I would say, "a funny thing happened on the way to the forum!" :)
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a duvet cover would work for me...just cut a hole in the other end...
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Peanut butter
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