ANSWERS: 52
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Why would i marry you?
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A) because you're a man and I'm ultra-straight. B) I'm just funning here. did you see the SNL episode with the gay marriage in Jersey with Fred Armisen and Will Forte. Ohh!!! Yo got one million with a non-conjugal prenuptial and a one minute divorce clause in it?
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You haven't asked me to marry you yet! Silly...
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"I don't deserve a girl as nice as you. You only deserve the best!"
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Because your already married --
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why should i marry you?
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Wait until tomorrow...
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here is a list of resons why i wont marry you. 1) your married to someone else 2 i realy dont know you all that well . 3)we live in two different countries 4) YOUR MARRIED. 5 IAM HAVING A HUGE BREAK FROM ALL MEN .
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You've only got one leg , your father would have to hop you up the aisle.
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who are you?
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WHo said I won't? I'm not too big on the marriage thing, but I guess we could :)
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Because i really want to marry Jordan someday soon
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"It doesn't feel right, especially when you are begging for it like that"?
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i love another..(dramatically turns away)
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your a guy....... i'm not gay OR eww your my sister! OR because i said so!
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Herpes
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There's someone else I'm already hoping to marry... sorry. :(
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I'm not ready.
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I don't want to now.
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Because I don't want to have to wake up every day, for the rest of my life and see you.
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My wife would not approve?
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I'm already married...I would hate to get you in trouble with my hubby!
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Personally, ive would much rather rent than buy.
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Sorry, I am married, and I don't know you.
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There are laws against bigamy? Also, since you're apparently a guy, I just don't see a very good fit.
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cuz i dont know you. You could be the zodiac killer for all I know
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Because I'm already married to the perfect man and I'm afraid no one can fill his shoes.
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not a chance. i have no idea who you are, what your name is or what you look like. you might try asking britney spears though, i hear shes in the market.
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Because you're male.
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Because I want to shop around a little and may be find a better deal than you. Sorry nothing personal, it's just the business of love and marriage.
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u r maybe smelly and don't take showers,very rude,don't want to have kids,bad in school,won't remember my name,not helpful in any way at ALL,& maybe break up with me in the future and do that to the next person u ask "Why won't u marry me?" etc.
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Too late, I'm taken.
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Because...you "have returned to stake my claim to the darkest regions of the universe."...that's why
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i dont know u
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Im running away with your best friend :D
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Because I don't care to ruin your life right now my dear.
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You are weird, you smell, and your mother dresses you funny. lol :P
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Because that would be bigamy, and I'm just not into that? I'm already taken, dear.
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Cause I'm not ready yet. The lawyer's still working on the pre-nup, and on the terms of an amicable dissolution.
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I am in love with someone else!
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Because I dont love you
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Because I'm already married.
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cuz i love someone else and i dont even know u!
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Your profile says your male...that's a big no-no...
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You aren't the person I'm looking for.
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Its not you, its me.
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Cuz I don't know you.
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I'm already married...
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The sex is too good. I don't want to lose that yet.
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Because I'm married already. Because I have a husband already. Because I don't love you. Because we don't know each other
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Because I have a bf. Because I don't know you. Because you don't know me. Because I love someone else. Because it's freaky asking a stranger.
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maybe the right question is "what can i do to make you want to marry me?"
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