Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: #You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ................................................................ THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor, oppressed or have Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids feelings? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Would Speaker Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama, CNN approve of my actions? What is the politically correct consensus anyway? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Hey, why would "I" be carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Was the gun purchased at a gun show and legally registered with the FBI? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Shouldn't I just call 9-1-1? Aren't the police supposed to save us? Maybe we should form an armed 'Civilian Defense Corp' to rat out the bad guys! Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior... This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends over a latte' and try to come to a consensus. ....................................................................... Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................................................. Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

I'd be a republican. No point in wasting ammo in case there's another one running around somewhere.

"MAKE MYYY DAY" →"PUNK"

According to that test, I'm a Republican, even though I've only voted for a few of them.

Redneck here. No sense in leaving the job half done!

republican here. never thought i would say that lol...

I'm a republican by that test. But in reality I'm a redneck all the way and proud of it!!!

I'm not anything anymore.

Funny Captain, but none of the above. My IPSC training http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cay7UTL8nPk says that a double tap would be sufficient to stop said threat and be prepared for any additional threats rounding the corner. I have no hesitation about defending my family, regardless of religious or political affiliation.

republican

Redneck, 100% redneck.

Independent :)

By that test I'm a Republican. But you forgot that if a Republican shot, then he'd be blaming Obama for letting that terrorist into the country.

republican that was so true to form in it's descriptions. +

Republican....surprisingly ive only seen redneck and republican answers on here!

I'd be a Democrat pretty much by default, because I don't own a gun. Unless you mean I would just scream "BANG!" aloud, which would make me a fruitcake, and I suppose that is more or less a Republican. Oh, and good try trying the separate Republicans and rednecks, but you're not fooling anyone.

My American friends are mostly Republican, and the Republican response you gave is the one I favor. Shoot first and speculate about his motives, etc. later, as the Buddha would say,