ANSWERS: 28
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I live in Japan and we like to apologize so I would totally say sorry and quickly walk away. orz
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slap them back :P
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Call tbe police and have her arrested, it's an unprovoked assault. If she tried to get a second slap in, she'd find herself on her ass on the ground.
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I will grab her by the hand and say "Let's go! You have to make it up to me now."
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Slap her right back. I'm all for equality.
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Do you mean a female unknown to me? If so, I would slap the bitch back! If you didn't mean that a woman stranger than what? What am I comparing her strangeness too? It is pretty strange to slap people for no reason....
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Call the cops. Then press charges for assault. Unless of course, it really was a provoked assault, and there were circumstances this question left out.
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Knock her freak'n head off! And since I have large hands as a woman and stronger than MOST women (as women as a whole feel very frail to me), she's likely to be knocked unconscious, too!
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I would instinctively punch her.
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It would depend. Is this a tiny, frail, little old lady much smaller than I am or an amazon who could squash me like a bug? If the former I would see if I could try to help her because clearly she is not thinking straight. If it were an amazon I'd start screaming my bloody head off till help came to subdue this person! :)
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Ask her who she confused me with...it's just a slap people...I'd try to figure out what kind of a misunderstanding I'm dealing with.
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I would probably stare at her in shock and ask, "Why?"
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That is an attack - my fist would come crashing down on her. Of course I would feel horrible after, but in an attack situation, I don't think. Take warnin ladies :) +4
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At least i'll try to ask her why.. But if she starts to mumble about some nonsense,i'll bitch slap her back.. With my foot
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Say, "I get it, so you want me to slap your big fat ass?"
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I would have to ask her what the hell? It's not like I could hit her back or anything.
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since there would be plenty witnesses i would knock the crap out of her and it would not be with an open palm, damn woman who does she think she is ? +5
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Explain to my wife why I don't understand how this keeps happening to me..........
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I would seek out an even stranger woman and demand a smacked botty.
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knock that bitch out (given she slapped my face) if she slapped me anywhere else i'd most likely hit her back.
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.well, ..sincE i dont hit women i'd haVe to do somethiing cleVer to Xact reVenge. *cracking a sinister grin & chuckling villaineously* (justincredible's eVil scheme #13) .Upon slapping mE i'd pretend shE gott mE in thE eyE with a finger and act out as if i cant sEE and stumble towards her taking her down...hard!!! .hEE hEE hEEE... ripping her top off in thE process would bE a bonus. ;]
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Well, I would call 911 and follow her wherever she went, and if she got into a car give them the license number. Let them deal with her and send her to jail or give her a fine. Unless I thought I could take her.
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Nothing. I'm so used to it that I've a callous on my cheek.
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Are you familiar with the alliteration: C**T PUNT?
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Report it to the police. File assault charges.
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I'd either knock her ass out or have sex with her.
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I would look at her first to see if I recognized her, and then ask myself if there was any reason she should have slapped me. If I can't think of one, then I will slap the shit out of her. Chances are, I will do that anyway. +6.
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