ANSWERS: 20
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Satan doesn't exist, mate.
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Yes, just to show him that he was too much of a worthless weakling to take me out with the first one.
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Unless I am blindsided, Satan will not be able to slap me. Boxing and martial arts have taught me to move my head away from an oncoming blow. I'll throw a right cross and a front kick to his guts. Then I will use his tail to tie his hands.
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HELL NO! I punch his freak'n lights out! And GOD would be on MY SIDE, too!
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Turn the other cheek so he could slap the other cheek? Noooo, I'd have to slap him back with my holy cows. :)
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Of course. I wouldn't want my other cheek to get short changed.
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No, I'd kick his ASS!
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No I'd tell him he's got the wrong guy and then give him my mother in law's address! lol!
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Depends which cheek he slapped!
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Tell him my name ain't Gangstalicious so keep his mitts off my derriere.
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Absolutely. And if he knocked me down I'd get right back up.
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I don't spend energy on him, I have a friend that is going to take care of him.
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No, I'd remove his hand.
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probably as my wife is satans sister and I don't hit relatives
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Nope.... I would get GOD on his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yes
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of course. there was a saint who use to stay up all night physically fighting with the devil. i forgot who it was. but yea, not even joking.
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I'd hit with what hurts him most, God's Word, he can't stand up to that.
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Yes, and I'd be singing Jesus loves me
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Satan strives on anger and hate. Show him none and take his blows and show no feelings towards him and he will be losing the fight.
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