What shouldn`t you do on a plane?
by 
devilman-wants a golden labrador
ANSWERS: 48
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Walk out of the lousy movie.
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archery or skeet shooting
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fart
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fiddle with your shoe laces!
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smoke, act really nervous, or try freak out other passengers - no matter how funny it may seem at the time.
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Talk or walk in your sleep.
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Go out for a breath of fresh air.
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Piss out of the Window.
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Say hi to your friend Jack in a loud, menacing voice.
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YELL...I'VE GOT A BOMB IN MY SHOE!! +5
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fart, do something rude, say you have a explosive device
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Have sex with the air hostess :D
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Bring a child? I joke...well sort of. Circumcision, open heart surgery, bomb building...anything that requires a stead hand and surface really.
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try to enter the cockpit.
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Play swingball in the aisle.
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try and hijack the plane
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Do not masterbate on the plane... "Counting is not illegal...its frowned upon....like masterbating on an airplane" "uh I think thats illegal too alan"
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As a pilot, I always hated it when I walked out of the cockpit to use the lavatory, and someone would hand me their garbage! Don't hand the pilots your garbage - we don't carry trash bags!
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dont build a campfire
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Sell crack. +5
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bring snakes
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Yell bomb or fire.
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jack off
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Bring on MUTHAFUK*N' SNAKES!
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play with a toy bomb
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First fly the aircraft. Always think ahead of the aircraft. Situational awareness, keep you head on a pivot and scan for other aircraft. Do some clearing turns to clear the practice area. Yank the stick/yoke back to full up elevator while kicking full left rudder. When the world is coming right side up relax the elevator and stop the snap roll with opposite rudder. Offer a paper bag to any passengers.
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smoke
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http://www.cracked.com/article_17575_p2.html Go to the bathroom.
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Target practice!
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Mention the word Bomb. Drink too much.
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break the window:)
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Stage a coup d'état.
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Light up a cigarette.
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open the door
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Try to convince people there is something on the wing of the plane.
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Whittle.
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Pole Vaulting
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While in the cockpit say "hey! whats this button for!"
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Make any sort of reference to Allah or martyrs.
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scream, unless you have a good reason to.
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Get a root canal.
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Don't make foolish jokes.
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Light a cigarette/joint, shoot a gun, say hi to Jack, act crazy.
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The Watusi
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Passengers are not supposed to have their mobile on and the same with a laptop with internet because it might affect the signal on the airplane.
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Don't ever say Hi to a man or boy whose nickname is Jack.
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Everything I read that others have written take place IN the airplane not ON it. To do something ON an airplane requires you to be on the outside of the plane otherwise you have to be IN SIDE the plane.
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Stand on top of the seat and dance. lol
-NUNYA-- 
Azlotto 
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