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  • My body sounds like a box of Kellogg's Rice Krispies®. +5
  • My rheumatoid is acting up. It is late in the day and I finally able to use all the fingers of my left hand on the computer keys, still hurts though. There are shots for it but I can't afford them.
  • So much so i've had to turn my hearing aid up!!!
  • I keep thinking that if I believe its bad now, what will it be like later? Every tear, bump, thump or whomp I ever experienced has revisited me now for the last 10 years. New ones come around every day. I thought that by being physical, working out, dancing, that i would be in better shape as I aged. It was all vicious lies..... - Although if you think about it, ouches are much better than the alternative, which is a dirt nap.
  • Aging has no up-side. If you live long enough , you will creek, crack, crunch and more. All that stuff about growing old and wise is BS. I was wise enough at age 30, thanks.
  • Start an exercise program. The creeking, cracking, and crunching will actually go down. + 5
  • I've been creaking, cracking and crunching for a long time! I've had osteoarthritis since I was only 38. The doctor told me from overexertion; running, aerobics, etc. my knees were already deteriorating. Some days are wonderful, but a lot of them it's creak, crunch; I know how you feel. I did a lot of physical things this weekend I usually don't do and I've been in pain since! It sucks getting older; you finally get it all together and your body starts to fall apart! :o)
  • I sound like someone sat on a bag of pretzels. LOL
  • I'm fit as a fiddle right now. :) +5
  • i have a bursitis in my right shoulder that hurts and makes noise - the result of too many floors mopped, too much crocheting, and too many cars with stick shifts, etc.
  • I'm 22 and all of my joints creak and crack all day long! If I'm crouched down and then stand up it sounds like there's velcro ripping in my knees.
  • Well, I had my knee replaced at the age of 47 and have arthritis in my other knee and hands. But other than that my body has been okay since I started working out again. That seems to make it better. That and some tylenol and motrin before I go to bed! lol
  • Aaah.. a question I can relate to. I have.. let me count hold please.. six little bunches of wrinkles between my breasts. I mean GET FREAKING REAL! I have small breasts and they wrinkle in the middle of them? What a joke! Aren't you supposed to have like lots of loose skin to wrinkle? I have measle bumps for breasts..not full, richly skinned areas.. so whats the damn deal? While doing my self exam.. ok.. I mean I DO do it but I really was trying to see what they looked like back in the UP position.. anyhow.. I noticed a new friend.. a LONG black hair under one breast. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I have to be alone on this because I am truly not thinking women just sprout black hairs THERE! My body is one romantic love story. Seriously.. My knees and my breasts are in love and trying their damndest to get closer to each other. My ass is so in love with my ankles that it is winning the race to the love of its life. Oh.. black hairs.. thats right.. while looking in the mirror.. there was a LOOOONG black hair on the side of my neck.. I mean HELLO? Who just starts sprouting LONG BLACK hairs on their NECK for crying out loud! It will come back.. trust me.. I pluck and sure enough.. riding down the road I will hear my bf say Kellie, it is time to pluck your friend. GET REAL! That is SooOOOo embarrassing. I am fair .. not darkhaired so.. a conspiracy is going on and I think its the knees.. thinking I am trying to keep them from their lovey doveys. They seem the most bitter and protest the loudest. The knees protest when I go from the sitting to standing position due to putting them farther from their goals. You can sit and have a cup of tea in the wrinkles I am developing under my eyes. I like it when people say " you earn wrinkles.. be proud.. they are a part of you". Are they serious? Can we slap them and be pretty sure they know why?
  • I have hair growing out of my ears! Which the current Mrs Neilychops plucks with out tweezers.(ouch) My old dad has the same problem, well it isn`t a problem for him as he wears it with pride. He tells anyone who will listen that he is a true Scotsman with heather growing out of his ears.

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