ANSWERS: 21
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Cover the surrounding area in cooking oil.
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That depends on how well I like my neighbor I guess. I find it kind of funny actually. That takes alot of balls.
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If she's cute she doesn't have to wait.
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Fill my hot tub with bleach.
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I'd fill the hot tub with muriatic acid and it'd be sayonara neighbor
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I visit them in jail as mu security would have nailed them. That is if they lived getting past my wolves.
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sue them for trespassing.
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Well you have not said what sex and whether I have it on film! haha
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Might press charges of trespassing after catching them on video.
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Don't hot tubs have covers? Can they have metal covers with locks on them? I'd drain it when I go on vacation and turn off all the water. As for the daily use..well, one could always get a guard dog! That ought to dissuade the intruder from invading the property! Happy Friday! :)
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Put a cover over the hot tub you twat
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I am not sure, but sounds like that happens all the time. I am almost sure that mine has been gotten into a couple of times when we were away or at night. You can tell because the settings will be different. We do have a cover and a lock...but it is a real shame when you have to lock something like that up all the time.
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Place indelible ink in each of jets and when he climbs into the water you'll know just by looking at his face! Then have him charged with unlawful criminal trespass!
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Oh sooooo many things to do. I guess it depends on my mood. I may modify the lid of the hot tub so that I could hook up an electric fence to it so that they would get a nice shock or I might hook up a security camera. No no no let’s do both this way I can watch them getting shocked, and if this does not stop them then I would take the video tape over to their house and talk to them and tell them if they ever do it again then I would put it on the internet...
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kik his ass"sorrey"
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put some fake dog shit in it
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Puke in it. Put lots of bleach in it. Fill it with red food coloring and buy a fake hand or something.
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Not a friend or neighbor,trespassing Tie a pit bull with water wings and a aquiatank on his back and chomp his behind or Camera and give the tape to your local news cast station to play the tape three time or more a day for a week. or their local booz hall slip a dvd to play their,mail a dvd copy to them.
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I would put a different lock on the door to the room I had built for it. :)
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what is he sneaking for, an empty hot tub, let him do it.
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First; I'd have "NO TRESPASSING" Signs up on the property so anyone entering it would know they were trespassing ... Secondly; I'd have a sign by the hot tub saying ; SMILE, You are being Video taped .. and my camera would tape him geting in , remaining in , and getting out of my hot tub .... along with a date and time stamp ... The tape would be turned over to local authorities ... and I'd let them take it from there ...
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